Justice on Sale!

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

*it is a dark evening, the cool ocean breeze blowing about as you go out for a stroll... Why, this could be the perfect evening, you think! If only you had that special someone to share it with, yes, this is a true ideal atmosphere*

*a shame that atmosphere is instantly and completely annihilated by the sound of a bomb going off nearby! And when you turn to the source of that explosion, you see a decently sized hut that you could have sworn wasn't there before, with a single sign hanging over the entrance:*

[GUNNAR'S JUSTICE EMPORIUM]

*do you dare enter?*

(( Open for business! Details over yonder. ))

Comments

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Name a utility or item you desire.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

... Restraining Order.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hooo... Being clever, are we?

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

I try.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

But not clever enough! I am still waiting.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

Fine, do you happen to have anything that would make someone smarter than they could ever possibly be?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hmm? I have one or two items that can temporarily do such a thing, but nothing permanent.

Heh heh... Not yet, at least.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

... Exactly how long then.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

A time table for such a thing would be unreliable! Especially now that my synthesis assistant has vanished on me.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

You need a time table!?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

I am a busy man! I have many things to do aside from work on a way to forcibly increase someones intelligence.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

... Do it to yourself, then you can do better work.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh... I have a hand in everything. However! Having assistants makes things go much faster.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

Okay. Can I leave now?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you want to take a look inside? I thought so! *FORCIBLY USHERING YOU IN :D*

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

*FUCK MY LIFE* That is NOT what I said!

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

What did I say about being shy? Hurry along now!

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

I am not being shy! You're just deluded!

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

*CAN'T HEAR YOU and too late you are now being pushed in the door*

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

*AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH*

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

*standing in the doorway so you can't leave :D* Now then! Browse to your hearts content.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

FINE! *grumble grumble brood brood*

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

*ha ha haaaaaaaa she'll get over it*

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

*and here I am personally trying to remember Khemia items*

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

*do you need a gamefaqs :(*