Spell 19

[spellcast]

Besides the fact that I can't get out of this cabin? It's not so bad. I mean, there's beds, a TV, a nicely stocked fridge... Note to self, call dibs on the ice cream. What I'm REALLY worried about is the people I'm staying with.

And considering who I'm staying WITH... Dante, Nero, Vergil... Some ground rules will probably have to be made real clear! Let's see first:

1) No strangling each other.
2) No smothering each other with pillows or death by suffocation.
3) Don't throw furniture or house items at each other
4) Failure to adhere by above rules will result in cruel and unusual punishment by yours truly.

Anyways. Hey, Nero! I made cookies! Want some? And let's check out what else we have in this freezer.

... That's a lot of frozen pizza.

Comments

[revmysword.livejournal.com]

I didn't exactly get much of a choice. It's where I was raised and where I was employed.

[crazy_about_it]

Employed? Were you an altar boy?

[revmysword.livejournal.com]

What? No. More like the Order's own personal demon hunter.

[crazy_about_it]

Killing demons for god, huh? Did they pay you?

[revmysword.livejournal.com]

Hey now, I never said it was a church of god or whatever.

[crazy_about_it]

... I'll admit I don't know much of anything about religion, but doesn't there have to be a god if there's a church?

[revmysword.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess they kinda treated him like a god, but... the Order worshiped Sparda.

1/2

[crazy_about_it]

...

[crazy_about_it]

... No way.

[revmysword.livejournal.com]

Yes way.

[crazy_about_it]

...

Dude, that's fucked up. Do they know he was a demon?

[revmysword.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they know. Uh, knew.

[crazy_about_it]

Weird.

Hey, does that mean they'd worship me if I showed up?

[revmysword.livejournal.com]

No.

[crazy_about_it]

Too bad. That could've been fun.

... You probably know more about him than I do.

[revmysword.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be so sure.

[crazy_about_it]

Why's that? Because they don't know anything about him either?

... Or because you weren't paying attention, right? I probably wouldn't either.

[revmysword.livejournal.com]

Kind of a combination of both, really.

[crazy_about_it]

For such a famous guy, no one seems to know much about him.

[revmysword.livejournal.com]

It's not like he stuck around and wrote his memoirs or anything.

[crazy_about_it]

Not like he stuck around at all.

[and that's getting too close to uncomfortable topics, so incoming subject change] Did I hear Sabrina say something about cookies?

[revmysword.livejournal.com]

[ oops ): ]

Might as well enjoy the kitchen while we've got it.

[crazy_about_it]

No kidding. Too bad cookies and beer don't really go together.

... Hey, if I start acting weird after eating any of it, just hit me over the head with that demon arm of yours until I'm unconscious.