Spell 19

[spellcast]

Besides the fact that I can't get out of this cabin? It's not so bad. I mean, there's beds, a TV, a nicely stocked fridge... Note to self, call dibs on the ice cream. What I'm REALLY worried about is the people I'm staying with.

And considering who I'm staying WITH... Dante, Nero, Vergil... Some ground rules will probably have to be made real clear! Let's see first:

1) No strangling each other.
2) No smothering each other with pillows or death by suffocation.
3) Don't throw furniture or house items at each other
4) Failure to adhere by above rules will result in cruel and unusual punishment by yours truly.

Anyways. Hey, Nero! I made cookies! Want some? And let's check out what else we have in this freezer.

... That's a lot of frozen pizza.

Comments

[spellcast]

You know what? Let's check out what's on TV. I kinda miss watching television. *picking up the remote*

[crazy_about_it]

[sticking the pizza in the oven and joining her]

I don't watch much, mainly because my TV is usually broken.

[spellcast]

We get regular channels and ones from the Other Realm. Problem is, the people from the Other Realm television can actually walk out from your TV set. *taking the remote and flipping through some channels*

[crazy_about_it]

You never know, that could happen here.

[spellcast]

*and as she's flipping through the channels...*

Spam, spam, spam, spam-...!

*click*

Luke, I am your father-...

*click*

In three hours, it'll be a new episode of When Good Witches go Bad!

Hey! They DO have Other Realm channels! Too bad this program isn't very good.

[crazy_about_it]

... Is this anything like Girls Gone Wild, but with witches?

[spellcast]

*gives you a look* Dante.

Anyways, it's a late night program and I'm barely awake then. I doubt it's really good.

What do you mean you doubt it? You don't know the first thing about television I bet!

Eep! *click!* I DON'T want to deal with an angry TV personality.

[crazy_about_it]

What? [attempting to look innocent -- and probably failing miserably]

... Did the TV just talk to you?

[spellcast]

Indeed it did. Just a suggestion, if you ever watch Other Realm TV, don't insult the program you're watching. Salem learned that the hard way! You'd think the V-Chip would apply to that sort of thing.

Hm? What's this?



... *click*

[crazy_about_it]

...

I'll just be over here, not saying a word.

[spellcast]

For once, you're being smart. So VERY smart.

[crazy_about_it]

Yeah. So what else is on?

... Do you smell something burning?

[spellcast]

We could watch a scary movie and...

... Dante. You forgot about your pizza!

[crazy_about_it]

Shit! [running to the kitchen to rescue his pizza]

... Okay, so it's a little crispy.

[spellcast]

Define 'little.' Because if 'a little crispy' means very black all over, then I'm afraid that's an understatement.

[crazy_about_it]

How about black around the edges? [picking off a burned piece of pepperoni]

[spellcast]

That's called burnt. *looking at the pizza* I COULD revert it back to it's original state.

[crazy_about_it]

Would that be original frozen or original not-burnt?

[spellcast]

Original frozen.

Dante burnt this pizza much to our chagrin,
So revert it back to its frozen form so we can try and cook it again! *PING!*

[crazy_about_it]

You know, I could've just gotten another one out of the freezer.

[sticking it back in the oven]

[spellcast]

It'd be a waste not to save a perfectly good pizza. That and I felt like exercising my finger. *waving magical index finger around*

[crazy_about_it]

Why don't you just use your magic to cook the pizza then?

[spellcast]

Hey. Be happy I fixed it. And YOU get to learn how to use the oven.

[crazy_about_it]

I know how to use an oven.

... I just forgot to set a timer. [and since there's one on the stove, he's doing that now]

[spellcast]

Practice makes perfect!

Where's Vergil anyhow? Maybe I'll get him to watch a scary movie with me.