The father is who...??

[crazy_about_it]

Okay, that's weird. Why am I getting email from some medical lab? This better not be more junk mail about increasing the size of my...

Why is it dated years in the future?




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To: dante@islandmail.net
From: Fortuna Capital Genetics Lab
Cc: nero@islandmail.net, vergil@islandmail.net


Dear Mr. Dante,

Enclosed are the results of the paternity test.


Case Number: 65473118

Alleged Father: Dante
Child: Nero
Mother: UNKNOWN


The alleged father is excluded as being the biological father of the child.

The results of the avuncular DNA test indicate a close relationship. The alleged father is likely to be the uncle of the child. The results conclusively support the biological relationship, in the absence of a direct paternity test.

If you have any questions about the results of the tests, please call us during business hours and provide your case number given above.



Please do not reply to this email. This mailbox is used for automated notification email only and is not monitored for incoming email. You will not receive a response.
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This is a joke, right?

Right?

Comments

[sumireverse]

S-Seriously? That's rather surprising...! But you guys do look a lot alike!

[crazy_about_it]

I'm not buying it. I mean...I can believe we're related, I've been saying that all along. ...But this would mean Vergil's his dad.

[sumireverse]

Vergil...? Who's he?

[crazy_about_it]

... My evil twin brother.

[sumireverse]

You... You have a twin? You never mentioned that!

[crazy_about_it]

Maybe because most days I'd like to forget that fact.

He's here on the island, but we only look alike. We're totally different other than that. You're probably better off avoiding him if you see him.

[sumireverse]

... Not on the best of terms I'm guessing? That's too bad...

[crazy_about_it]

Yeah, you could say that.

I still think this is some kind of island joke.

[sumireverse]

You shouldn't be too worried then if that's the case.

[crazy_about_it]

Yeah, I guess not. It just kind of freaked me out.

So, what are you up to?

[sumireverse]

Oh yeah! Um... I wanted to apologize for losing control of myself back there when we were fighting those shadow monster things.

[crazy_about_it]

Don't worry about it. That whole thing was weird.

... By the time it was over, I was even feeling kind of off.

[sumireverse]

Just gotta keep practicing then... I've never seen anything like those shadows. I wonder if they'll come back again?

[crazy_about_it]

Who knows? I guess that was the island's idea of fun.