The father is who...??

[crazy_about_it]

Okay, that's weird. Why am I getting email from some medical lab? This better not be more junk mail about increasing the size of my...

Why is it dated years in the future?




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To: dante@islandmail.net
From: Fortuna Capital Genetics Lab
Cc: nero@islandmail.net, vergil@islandmail.net


Dear Mr. Dante,

Enclosed are the results of the paternity test.


Case Number: 65473118

Alleged Father: Dante
Child: Nero
Mother: UNKNOWN


The alleged father is excluded as being the biological father of the child.

The results of the avuncular DNA test indicate a close relationship. The alleged father is likely to be the uncle of the child. The results conclusively support the biological relationship, in the absence of a direct paternity test.

If you have any questions about the results of the tests, please call us during business hours and provide your case number given above.



Please do not reply to this email. This mailbox is used for automated notification email only and is not monitored for incoming email. You will not receive a response.
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This is a joke, right?

Right?

Comments

[crazy_about_it]

Uh, thanks, I guess. It's gotta be a joke though.

[crazy_about_it]

Well, no. I'm just having trouble picturing my brother... uh, as a father.

[crazy_about_it]

... You obviously haven't met him.

[crazy_about_it]

*kind of choking on a laugh* You have no idea.

Let's just say he's not the most family oriented guy, judging by the times he's tried to kill me anyway.

[crazy_about_it]

*starting to see the humor in this - sort of* Yeah, especially since the "baby" is the same age as me.

[crazy_about_it]

Which also means the "baby" is the same age as his daddy, since we're twins.