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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring--

... Didn't Ky electrocute you? Barring that, didn't I slice you in half? Unless technology's gotten better, I'm pretty sure phones shouldn't... respawn.

Or float. Right. I almost forgot where I was.

BANANA PHONE~~~!

I hate this island.

((Return of the banana phone. Yes. It will sing and float around and you can't kill it.))

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*fuck yeah, it's going to-- throw itself at your face*

*KLA;JDFJKASDF;J DESTROYED* --!!!

*and falling over*

Ky??

*owww the spin is rooming*

Yes...?

.... *torn between concern and wtf did you just get pwned by a banana phone*

*... so will just offer you a hand up* Are you okay?

*will take that hand, thanks*

I'm... fine. I was caught off guard, unfortunately.

So I saw.

The banana phone proves itself to be a difficult opponent this time around!

... Are you even listening to yourself?

...did I say something wrong?

You're talking about a phone as a-- ... never mind.

*just kind of frowning at the phone now, deciding how to approach it*

*it's just waiting for you, and she's just... watching*

*LECTURE TIEM* Now then, you behave. Perhaps you're unaware of how troublesome you're being at the moment.

I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat!

... No, I'd say it knows.

I see! Well, if that's the case, then it is being very rude and nothing more than a bother. *to the banana phone* Never mind your cat; is that how you truly wish to be seen in the eyes of others? As nothing more than a... obnoxious sound ringing throughout the island?

I'll dial a call around the world
Operator, get me Beijing jing jing jing--

... Ky...

Don't interrupt me--! *blasted phone DX*

*slight sigh* Ah, yes?

I think it's a wasted effort.

...

...no, there must be a way to silence it.

Other than removing its battery that it probably doesn't even have...

There is no harm in finding out. *reaching for the phone*

*not if it deafens you first*

*IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

*CRINGING BUT STILL REACHING OUT FOR THE PHONE GODDAMMIT. IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!!*

*PRETTY SURE GOD NEVER INTENDED YOU TO USE HIS NAME AGAINST A BANANA PHONE, KY*

*which Naoto might say were Naoto currently not covering her ears-- but at least the phone isn't trying to headbutt you this time??*