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[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring--

... Didn't Ky electrocute you? Barring that, didn't I slice you in half? Unless technology's gotten better, I'm pretty sure phones shouldn't... respawn.

Or float. Right. I almost forgot where I was.

BANANA PHONE~~~!

I hate this island.

((Return of the banana phone. Yes. It will sing and float around and you can't kill it.))

Comments

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

You're talking about a phone as a-- ... never mind.

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

*just kind of frowning at the phone now, deciding how to approach it*

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

*it's just waiting for you, and she's just... watching*

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

*LECTURE TIEM* Now then, you behave. Perhaps you're unaware of how troublesome you're being at the moment.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat!

... No, I'd say it knows.

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

I see! Well, if that's the case, then it is being very rude and nothing more than a bother. *to the banana phone* Never mind your cat; is that how you truly wish to be seen in the eyes of others? As nothing more than a... obnoxious sound ringing throughout the island?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

I'll dial a call around the world
Operator, get me Beijing jing jing jing--

... Ky...

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

Don't interrupt me--! *blasted phone DX*

*slight sigh* Ah, yes?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

I think it's a wasted effort.

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

...

...no, there must be a way to silence it.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Other than removing its battery that it probably doesn't even have...

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

There is no harm in finding out. *reaching for the phone*

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

*not if it deafens you first*

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

*IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

*CRINGING BUT STILL REACHING OUT FOR THE PHONE GODDAMMIT. IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!!*

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

*PRETTY SURE GOD NEVER INTENDED YOU TO USE HIS NAME AGAINST A BANANA PHONE, KY*

*which Naoto might say were Naoto currently not covering her ears-- but at least the phone isn't trying to headbutt you this time??*

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

*THE BANANA PHONE IS BEING RETARDEDLY ANNOYING, SO I'M SURE HE'S OKAY WITH IT*

*OHOHO PHONE GET?! NOW LET'S SEE IF THIS THING HAS BATTERIES. ...DOES IT HAVE BATTERIES?!*

((Kia i'm dying))

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

*OF COURSE NOT, AND GOD NOW IT'S HISSING AT YOU*

What the hell did you do?!

((s-sob so am I))

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

*I WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED >|*

I'm checking for batteries! *fondling turning the phone around* But there doesn't seem to be a slot for them--!!

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Just throw it away!!

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

*KA;JFDLJKASKDL;FLAKSHDKAJSLDFA OKAY FINE THROWING THE DAMN THING AWAAAAAY. I HOPE IT HITS A TREE DDDDDX*

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

*and it saaaaaaaaaaaaiiiils off--

... and that might have been the sound of breaking porcelain in the distance*

.........

1/3

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

Do you think it's alright?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

...

Do you want me to answer that honestly?