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[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring--

... Didn't Ky electrocute you? Barring that, didn't I slice you in half? Unless technology's gotten better, I'm pretty sure phones shouldn't... respawn.

Or float. Right. I almost forgot where I was.

BANANA PHONE~~~!

I hate this island.

((Return of the banana phone. Yes. It will sing and float around and you can't kill it.))

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[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

*IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

*CRINGING BUT STILL REACHING OUT FOR THE PHONE GODDAMMIT. IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!!*

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

*PRETTY SURE GOD NEVER INTENDED YOU TO USE HIS NAME AGAINST A BANANA PHONE, KY*

*which Naoto might say were Naoto currently not covering her ears-- but at least the phone isn't trying to headbutt you this time??*

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

*THE BANANA PHONE IS BEING RETARDEDLY ANNOYING, SO I'M SURE HE'S OKAY WITH IT*

*OHOHO PHONE GET?! NOW LET'S SEE IF THIS THING HAS BATTERIES. ...DOES IT HAVE BATTERIES?!*

((Kia i'm dying))

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

*OF COURSE NOT, AND GOD NOW IT'S HISSING AT YOU*

What the hell did you do?!

((s-sob so am I))

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

*I WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED >|*

I'm checking for batteries! *fondling turning the phone around* But there doesn't seem to be a slot for them--!!

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Just throw it away!!

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

*KA;JFDLJKASKDL;FLAKSHDKAJSLDFA OKAY FINE THROWING THE DAMN THING AWAAAAAY. I HOPE IT HITS A TREE DDDDDX*

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

*and it saaaaaaaaaaaaiiiils off--

... and that might have been the sound of breaking porcelain in the distance*

.........

1/3

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

Do you think it's alright?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

...

Do you want me to answer that honestly?

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

I only wished to silence it, not necessarily break it. *D8*

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

At the rate it was going, your eardrums would have been broken instead. *wincing and rubbing her forehead*

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

True, it was rather... loud.

((i'm off to bed now. night!))

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Among other things.

((sleep tight!))

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

In any case, I hope it won't prove to be a bother to you anymore.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

It shouldn't, if that sound was any indication.

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

Then I am glad that I could be of assistance.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Ky, for saving my sanity at the price of my hearing.

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

Ah. Well.

Er.

...you're quite welcome.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

...

*oh you*

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

*baw I try so hard*

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

... How's your head?

[collectsteacups.livejournal.com]

You mustn't worry about me; I'm fine. I'm certain the attack simply looked more painful than it really was.