Spell 10

[spellcast]

[Viewable by those privy to the secret~]

Okay, you know WHAT? I don't care about your animal rights, I can see why you monkeys get killed off so often! I'm just trying to find some ingredients and you're all screeching at me when I try to get something off a tree! You're like my aunts, only worse. Fine, just to shut you up:

So nothing kind will be unheard,
Just remember that mum's the word! *ping!*

[/end]

Ah, there that should do it!

Mum!

... Oops, forgot about that.

[All the monkeys around Sabrina will now be saying 'mum' repeatedly. Defeats the purpose of shutting them up orz.]

Comments

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

I dunno. The normal racket is part of the ambiance. That... makes it seem like we should be in a British Kindergarten.

[spellcast]

Mum! I don't think that monkey appreciated that comment.

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

My bad! A British preschool.

[spellcast]

Is that really supposed to make them feel better?

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

No idea! *grin* But it makes me feel better!

[spellcast]

I'm sure it does.

Mum! I suppose they'll have to stop sometime though.

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

If they don't, I can always open up a can of Dresden Style martial pain. that'll shut 'em up. Or piss them off.

[spellcast]

I'll be assuming that Dresden is your name?

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

Last one, yup. Harry Dresden by name, Wizard by profession. *holding out his right hand*

[spellcast]

... *and accepting the hand with a big smile* Sabrina Spellman, licensed witch.

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

Ah! A fellow practitioner! Always a pleasure to meet one of those.

[spellcast]

Yeah, but I'm kind of limited on who I tell that to. Witches Council won't let us tell mortals that we have magic or else we lose them. You know separation of mortals and magic. Nice to meet someone who uses magic too though.

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

Hmm. White council just tends to frown on the whole being open thing in my world. Too many people think I'm nuts. Witch, Wizards AND normal everyday human.

[spellcast]

Must be true if it's a majority opinion you're talking about here.

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

Nope, not here. But you tell a normal person you can do magic back home, and they give you funny looks. The magic people think I'm crazy for announcing it.

[spellcast]

They probably think you mean magician! You know, rabbit out of the hat trick, hidden sashes, and all that jazz.

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

Made a point of disputing that, actually. Says so on my card, "no endless purses, love potions, or other entertainment".

[spellcast]

And they still think you're crazy?

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

Several hundred years of saying magic is fake for ya. No one appreciates the arcane arts anymore.

[spellcast]

If my friends knew what I could do, they'd certainly like it. But, yeah darn rules.

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

*snaps his fingers* That's the secret life of a magic user for you. Can't ever tell the juicy stuff to anyone.

[spellcast]

What's your job as a wizard anyways?

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

Primarily? PI type work. Magic consulting for the police department. Officially? Warden for the White Council.

[spellcast]

Well that's something I don't hear about everyday.

[forcedwarden.livejournal.com]

Really? We're pretty feared by some people, scoffed at by others, but everyone and their cocker spaniel have heard of us.