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‘scuse me, but it seems that I kinda lost the beehive I was experimenting on. You see, I tripped and it went flying through that window… If you find a suspiciously angry sounding skep anywhere, don’t try and remove its plug. Just call me or try to kill it without making it open.

((What’s inside the beehive? Lots of bees enhanced with demonic cells, meaning that they’re about the size of hornets, regenerate for a limited amount of kills and don’t die after stinging somebody.))

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Because you never had one of those 'monsters' throw a wrench after you, Conan.

Joke aside, I would have checked if I'd have seen where exactly it was going.

Never had to throw things to get a point across.

So it didn't go through a window?

Who knows? There's a fair chance that it didn't go through a wall.

... [Giving you a suspicious look.]

[sighs]

You really have to work on your sense of humor, kid.

You're a bit hard to read sometimes for jokes.

Watch the spoon call the kettle black.

...the spoon?

....... [Are you going to fail noticing that he's probably mixed the saying up again if he keeps silent?]

...it's a pot.

A spoon doesn't work. It's not black.

Really? [Damn.]

You're not good with human phrases, are you?

...Everyone has their little flaws. [orz]

There's usually logic to it too. Pots were usually just as black as kettles when the phrase came about.

In your time they're not? [Trying to change the topic here.]

Cookery has a few other colors. Some because they're painted that way or because it uses a different material.

Ah. The ones we had in the house at the west coast were all the same color... Oh well, as long as it's only words that I'm mixing up. [He shrugs, flashing a quick smirk.]

It's nice that you finally acknowledge me as a demon.

If you meant you couldn't always be sure if I was joking or not, then yes, that's the phrase.

... [Shrugs. Not gonna say anything on the matter.]

That's what I meant and it wasn't.

[Ruffling your hair.] But that's okay. [He has time, after all.]

It wasn't?

[rfwhewoiejwq fixing hair.] You've got me to believe you're not 'normal' by my standards. That's the best you're going to get.

You're making me sound like a nutcase.

Then you're assuming to much.

Just a question of what is the definition of 'demon.'

How would you define it?

There would be no way to defeat them without the help of a god or one of their servants. A being of evil and able to invoke the darkness in one's heart.

Hmph. Humans and their God... It's tragic how keen you are on limiting yourself for nothing but an empty promise of something that supposedly knows and acts better. You reduce 'gods' and 'demons' to nothing but shallow excuses and blame them because it's comfy for you.