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[islaaaand.livejournal.com]

[ There wasn't a lot accomplished this particular morning. After breakfast, Leonidas took the group out for a quick hike, and then it was back to their normal spot. This time, he led them to the river... ]

You had better all be prepared for today! Some of you may die, but those of you who survive will become stronger than you can possibly imagine!

[ Just what is this? Well... ]

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TEAM RED MK II vs EVERYONE

[badonkabonk.livejournal.com]

[ Paintball guns in both hands. Warpaint, on his face. Giving a speech to his team while at the front of the boat. ]

Listen up, knuckleheads. I don't know the meaning of not bein' in first place so if we're gonna win this thing, we're gonna bust some freakin' heads.

[ cocks his paintball gun ] Or at least cover 'em with enough bruises that they won't look pretty for weeks. What are you chumps waitin' for?

[ AND THEN OPENING FIRE ON PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN THE AREA ]

1/2

[stalking_horse]

[As probably the easiest target on his team, I'm sure he gets a couple nice splatters/welts out of it, particularly since he's distracted helping the rest of his team into the raft.]

[There will be a moment processing time and then a "one moment" gesture to his teammates.]

2/2

[stalking_horse]

[And then he's returning fire.]

[He does know his way around firearms.]

[He's mostly doing covering fire, of course! Not blowing off steam at all. God help if you aimed at/hit Conan or one of the girls.]

[badonkabonk.livejournal.com]

Whoo! [ WAY TOO EXCITED FOR THIS obviously, and returning fire while ducking into his raft for cover ]

Come on, chucklenuts, show me what you got!

[stalking_horse]

[Given the circumstances and that it's only paintballs, he's not going to be taking nearly as much cover as he should until the others are in the raft.]

[He is, however, just WAITING for a shot, and kind of hoping to get a couple welts in by the time they're ready to shove off.]

[badonkabonk.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, he is shooting

Trying to wipe that smug british grin off your face

WHERE'S YOUR MONOCLES AND TEA NOW ]

[stalking_horse]

[I don't think smug is quite the word for it. Little psychopathic, maybe.]

[And this is the wrong one for the monocle.]

[Of course even with keeping to cover once they're off, he's still going to end up a bit colorful - but you might get the feeling from his aim that he's trying to fight a little dirty...]

[badonkabonk.livejournal.com]

[ whateva you british bastards are all the same to him god save your goddamn queen

YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT DIRTIER THAN THAT, SCOUT'S ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS BASED ON FIGHTING DIRTY ]

Issat the best you gonna do?

[ he is totally alternating between shooting at you and then shooting at your witchy boatmates, and also at your boat itself, to see if he can pop it ]

[stalking_horse]

[I really hope Scout's not standing or otherwise giving the wrong openings, or else there'll be a couple shots below the belt in return for a couple shots at the witches.]

[A lot of the rest of his aim? Knees, elbows, wrists, soft spots, and here and there going for a nice trophy chest-splat.]

[And so going for the back of Scout's head if he looks away.]

[Even if he only hits one in three or so shots? They're both going to be bright colored and black ANC blue by the time this is over.]

[wiederholt.livejournal.com]

[IS STRUCK BY ONE OF SCOUT'S BULLETS PAINTBALLS

IS GOIN' DOWN

falls into the raft

red blood paint on the back of her dress]

[stalking_horse]

[Will actually offer a hand to help her up - granted while keeping aim in case the little twit tries to take a shot]

[No, he doesn't really like you. No, he hasn't lost his mind. >_>; Pretty sure he's had this drilled into him since he could talk.]

[wiederholt.livejournal.com]

[o mai

it seems this detective's lost his mind

well, she'll take his hand to get up, though.... taking cover behind him so she doesn't get shot again

she'll get you back for that, Red Scout, just you wait]

[badonkabonk.livejournal.com]

[ SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOUR ACTION TAGS OVER THE SOUND OF ME SHOOTING EVERYTHING ]

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[And while you're focused at shooting Hakuba and people who are far taller than him, he's taking aim for a headshot over here with a bland, disinterested look.]

[....while secretly enjoying it. Hello, stress relief.]

Re: TEAM RED MK II vs EVERYONE

[heavyduties.livejournal.com]

[ getting the feel of his paintball gun ] I paint little babies red blue and black all over.

[ standing up and firing all over the place ]

[badonkabonk.livejournal.com]

Whoooo! Frickin' unbelievable, these guys are such wimps!

[heavyduties.livejournal.com]

Too many little babies on other boats!

[badonkabonk.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, hey Heavy, let's see if we can pop their boats with these!

[heavyduties.livejournal.com]

Ohohoho, that very good idea!

[badonkabonk.livejournal.com]

[ OPENING FIRE TO DO JUST THAT ]

Bite the dust, morons!

Re: TEAM RED MK II vs EVERYONE

[youngest-halfa.livejournal.com]

[Well, this IS training. And the shots aren't killing anyone.]

[And after Dani fires at a tree to get used to the gun, she's FIRING ON THE TEAM.]

[But she's cute and adorable and spunky little seeminglyhuman girl. How much of a threat can she be?]

[Damn good one. She's a crack shot after getting use to how the gun fired. Yay being used to blasty power.]

[badonkabonk.livejournal.com]

Atta girl! Keep 'em on their toes!

[youngest-halfa.livejournal.com]

Will do!

[Not like she knows anything about rafting, so firing away!]

[badonkabonk.livejournal.com]

[ who the fuck is steering the boat

OH WELL STEERING IS FOR LOSERS ]

[youngest-halfa.livejournal.com]

[The other two who aren't shooting, hopefully!]