Old Spice - Smell like a man, man.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[Not the best wake up, reaching for your glasses and instead hitting some body spray that covers you in a far too strong smelling cloud. Not even a shower could seem to get rid of the smell.

However, with the lack of sleep Conan has been getting trying to figure out just what the heck is going on, he didn't really care anymore after the shower failed.

Instead, he was now staring at the coffee maker in the inn's kitchen, debating if he wanted coffee enough to risk it.

....

He decided he did.

Unbeknownst to the coffee making false child, he didn't know he was already part of an 'event.' One where he will seem like the cutest little kid EVER should anyone come across him. But all he really cared about was getting coffee.]

((OOC: Because he appears seven, the body spray does not make people want to jump him. Instead, he will just be adorable and like a little puppy you want to glomp and hug him and squeeze him and call him Georgejust take care of the little cutie sort of instincts.))

Comments

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

Hey there! What are you doing? Should little kids be drinking coffee...?

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

Making coffee. [And gonna keep doing that, ignoring your worry.]

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

If you drink too much of that stuff, you'll stay short forever, you know!

...Short and adorable.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

....

[You had to add the adorable, didn't you?]

I'm fine with short. [Since he'll get the cure, he'll return to his normal size anyway and he's perfectly happy with it.]

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

But--but--

[oh god bending down to give him a nice big hug WHY SO IRRESISTIBLE]

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[frjrioqwjoeiwjq and he's flailing, trying to get away.]

N-neesan! What are you doing?!

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

[letting go and pulling away after a bit]

... S--Sorry! I don't know what came over me!

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[Looks quite a bit freaked out. Jeeze, usually he has some WARNING signs before that happened.]

That...are you all right, neesan?

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

I-I'm fine, it was probably some weird island effect...

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

... [Flat look.]

It's better just to admit you do embarrassing things for 'adorable' things instead of blaming an island, neesan.

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

You're new here, aren't you? This is totally normal.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

...uh huh. [So doesn't look convinced.]

Before you go on a speech about the island being alive, wait until I'm done making coffee. [And gonna go back to the coffee maker.]

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

I can't believe no one's bothered to tell you about this place...!

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

Oh, they told me. I'm just not buying it. [He thinks. The committee is still out on that.]

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

You really should.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

A living island? That's not possible. [Watching the coffee brew.]

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

Everyone else thought so too, until it started pulling freaky things on us.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

And you're saying your sudden hugging of me if the island's fault? Yeah, real freaky. [Obvious sarcasm is obvious.] Not like that's never happened before.

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

Ugh, you're totally not as cute as the island made you seem. Just wait until it turns you into an adult all of a sudden.

Have passed any of the weird trees?

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

.... [Was that a flinch? Might have been. At least him looking at the coffee maker hid the momentary look of panic.] That's...that's crazy, neesan. Kids can't suddenly become adults.

And yes, I've seen the weird trees.

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

[quirking a brow at that, but dismissing it] They can here. Or vice versa.

That's not enough to convince you that this place is downright strange?

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

B-but that's just not possible. People can only grow up slowly and never age backwards...

It's a trick.

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

And I'm telling you that doesn't apply here! Anything can happen. Seriously.

Man, any other kid would believe it right away. What's your deal?

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

I live with a detective. I've seen a lot of cases were something like a curse or a witch or a demon or something like that is blamed for the crime. But that's never, ever the case. And uncle, Hattori-niichan, and Shinichi-niichan never believe it because they say stuff like that doesn't exist.

[stupidsexybanjo.livejournal.com]

[...hair kerfluffle for you]

I know it's tough to adjust to, but it's what we all have to deal with. No one really likes how it is, but we don't have a choice now that we're here, do we?