First Stitch

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

[ on the beach away from... that weird guy who's squatting, there is a person in a wedding dress with flowing silver hair. The person seems to be a woman. Then the person turns around--

... And you still can't tell if it's a man or a woman.

Until he speaks, anyway. ]

How quaint, a native!

Comments

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

Did you lose a bet or something?

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

... [ oh my god Yuki did they island-fy you ]

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

... What?

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

Are you cursed?

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

Yes.

My turn: are you a woman?

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

Although I can see how you might believe that, I am not.

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

Well! I'm glad we got all that figured out. That could have ended in disaster. Well, aside from why you're wearing a wedding dress in the first place. You gettin' hitched or something?

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

Verily not, my small furry companion. I am only measuring it!

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

You need to wear it to measure it?

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

To assure that it fits my client properly, yes.

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. I mean you can actually measure it while it's on you?

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

There are only three men in the world who can accomplish such a feat!

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

It's really not that impressive... If you actually made this dress yourself though, that is.

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

Then stand with an awe larger than your body, for I did indeed make this masterpiece!

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

I'll ignore that remark.

[he moves in closer to inspect the detail on the dress] You any good at little stuff?

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

That happens to be my specialty.

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

Really? You taking any new, er, orders?

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

I am always prepared for any business to sweep itself in and present itself to me!

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

... Uh hu.

You don't only make dresses, do you?

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

No design is an enemy to me.

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

Do you think you could, I don't know... Make me some shoes or something? My feet get really cold in the winter, what with walking on the snow all the time.