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[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

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Looks like I'm behind schedule, but if this gets done ahead of time, it'll all be in the past. Once again, I need the same people who helped me make Lelouch's party possible. New volunteers would be really nice, too. Assuming it'll snow again, the party will take place inside the inn and I need some room for games and stuff.

I already have someone take care of the cake and decorations, so there's no need to worry about them.

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Listen, I have a problem with this friend of mine. I just can't help but be concerned about his, uh... body being way out of shape. Frankly, it worries me.

So. How do you convince someone that they need to exercise?

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[yamionrly.livejournal.com]

Hey hey, of course I'm all over this! ... Just not all over you like I was last year. But wow, is it already that time of year, though?

And don't worry about that. This old man has... plans.

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

Did you have to word it like that?! Yeah, time sure flies fast, doesn't it?

... What kind of plans?

[yamionrly.livejournal.com]

Well... Yeah. It does! You'd better count me in on this Kallen, or else!

Plans plans! Don't you think a girlfriend notices these things? But it's his body, so it's his choice. At least he's not fat or something.

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

... I remember that time very clearly. I'd be foolish if I didn't count on you, Mion.

As long as it doesn't involve extreme dieting or anything, but yeah, he's not fat or muscular.

[yamionrly.livejournal.com]

... Yeah. Damn right you would be! So who's taking care of the cake and decorations, huh? 'Cause I could give them a hand, whoever they are.

He's just... him.

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

Will that happen again, I wonder? Medaka said she'll take responsibility for them.

... Lelouch does lack stamina and physical strength.

[yamionrly.livejournal.com]

Let's hope not. Oooh, Medaka, huh? I'm already helping her with stuff, so I'm sure she'll let me help with that.

Fufufufufu... That's something I've had a special plan for.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

You drag them out!

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I'll try your idea but I'm afraid he'll snap so easily.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

... He's that weak?

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

He's built like a twig, unfortunately.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

If he's like that, having him exercise at all might break him.

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

Which is why he needs to eat more! It'll give him some muscle at least.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

If conventional methods of persuasion are ineffective, then threats of abuse or torture may prove fruitful.

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

... Torture and abuse? I don't know if I want to go that far just yet!

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

If you wish for results in a timely manner, then you must not be afraid to get your hands dirty.

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

Even if that means I have to give bruises all over his body?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Affirmative. I have experience in the field of forcing unwilling participants into shape; their physical discomfort will be overcome in time.

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

Except my friend's body is rather... twiggy, and I'm sure his skin isn't that thick.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

There are methods...

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

Is that so? I'd like to hear them.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

Beyond the obvious methods...if he needs exercise, it would be possible to control his movements for a short while though it would be rather taxing.

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

That does sound like it'll take up the most time, but if it's effective, I'll give it a shot.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

I see. As I said, it would be rather taxing so I may ask for a favor in return.

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

A favor?