Gintoki and Katsura's Excellent Adventure!

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

Getting stuck in a cave: Funny, funny! Really original! Hilarious! Like I haven't seen that played out one hundred times in a TV drama. But this-- Even more original. Almost priceless. Yeah right.

Hey, Zura. Let me teach you the secret trick to getting outta of these handcuffs. My mother tried it, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather tried it and if you do everything right, we'll make history. Heck, we'll sell our secret to all of the other sad saps stuck like this. So, how about it?

((YOU KNOW THE DRILL. Gintoki and Katsura will be tagging separately!))

Comments

[reiner-rubin.livejournal.com]

Good. Anyways, the both of you are in quite a predicament. Any luck getting out of it?

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

A predicament? How small minded of you. This is merely a handicap to lower our levels to be equal with others.

[reiner-rubin.livejournal.com]

[Brandishes the girlie cane 8|||||]

Who are you saying is small minded?

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

....!

[reiner-rubin.livejournal.com]

I WAS considering helping you both out, but seeing how this is island, it is probably impossible to cut the chain binding you together.

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

[drawing his sword]

It would be simple enough to remove my own arm.

[reiner-rubin.livejournal.com]

[Okay, NOW she's looking genuinely upset]

NO!

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

...is there an issue?

[reiner-rubin.livejournal.com]

There's a limit to how much of a fool you can be! Don't be so asinine that you actually consider cutting off your own arm!

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

I will just grow a new one.

[reiner-rubin.livejournal.com]

Unless you're some sort of life form that is capable of regrowing limbs then I sincerely doubt that.

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

[THUNK]