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Gintoki and Katsura's Excellent Adventure!

Getting stuck in a cave: Funny, funny! Really original! Hilarious! Like I haven't seen that played out one hundred times in a TV drama. But this-- Even more original. Almost priceless. Yeah right.

Hey, Zura. Let me teach you the secret trick to getting outta of these handcuffs. My mother tried it, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather tried it and if you do everything right, we'll make history. Heck, we'll sell our secret to all of the other sad saps stuck like this. So, how about it?

((YOU KNOW THE DRILL. Gintoki and Katsura will be tagging separately!))
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[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
A true samurai would wait for the handcuffs to fall off of him.

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, hey. Don't be a hardass. My idea is much better.

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Luckily for you, my time in jail has given much experience in Escape Arts. You could say I'm proficient in the skill. Behold.

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. Let's see what you got.

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[clearing his throat and-

wiggling his whole body through the hole in the cuff only to have it stuck around his ankle]

Ah.

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU WITH THIS THING!

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
QUIET! [drawing his sword]

If this vile thing cannot be removed, I will remove my foot.

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Quit being a drama queen and put your sword away, Zura. Let's try my idea next.

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. Now hear me out. We're two people trapped like this, right? Then our solution is to fuse together to become one person!

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
You need to go no further. Two souls becoming one is the ultimate goal of men on our level.

[taking the pose]

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
*gets into stance* Let's do this.

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[THERE IT IS!

No wait, that's one of his bombs going off]

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
*time to eat some sky then*

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[this spinning sensation. gonna be sick to the stomach]

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
*hitting the ground and-- there goes my lunch :(*

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[losing his lunch over the loss of your lunch]

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
.... .... ...

A... alright. Let's try Plan B.

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, wait, wait! We'll have to try fusing another way!

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