Justice on Sale!

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

*it is a dark evening, the cool ocean breeze blowing about as you go out for a stroll... Why, this could be the perfect evening, you think! If only you had that special someone to share it with, yes, this is a true ideal atmosphere*

*a shame that atmosphere is instantly and completely annihilated by the sound of a bomb going off nearby! And when you turn to the source of that explosion, you see a decently sized hut that you could have sworn wasn't there before, with a single sign hanging over the entrance:*

[GUNNAR'S JUSTICE EMPORIUM]

*do you dare enter?*

(( Open for business! Details over yonder. ))

Comments

[fortunebealady.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? That was rather loud for a "minor" explosion...

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... You have a point! I should have made it even louder. This is a grand opening, after all...

[fortunebealady.livejournal.com]

Sir, no, that would be dangerous!

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Indeed it would! But it would draw even more customers!

[fortunebealady.livejournal.com]

But you risk the chance of wounding them instead.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Nonsense! Any customer of mine would be able to survive a bit of splash damage.

[fortunebealady.livejournal.com]

What about the innocent bystanders?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

If there happen to be any, I shall give them free samples of my healing items!