Justice on Sale!

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

*it is a dark evening, the cool ocean breeze blowing about as you go out for a stroll... Why, this could be the perfect evening, you think! If only you had that special someone to share it with, yes, this is a true ideal atmosphere*

*a shame that atmosphere is instantly and completely annihilated by the sound of a bomb going off nearby! And when you turn to the source of that explosion, you see a decently sized hut that you could have sworn wasn't there before, with a single sign hanging over the entrance:*

[GUNNAR'S JUSTICE EMPORIUM]

*do you dare enter?*

(( Open for business! Details over yonder. ))

Comments

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

Justice Emporium, huh?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

There is no other name suited for my place of business!

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

Right. Let me ask this right now. Do you sell talismans?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Talismans? I do not have a wide selection, but I do have a handful. A comrade of mine used them for as a weapon for a time, after all!

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

Eh. Well, might as well check out what you do have.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hrm?! That reaction... Heh heh... I see, I see! If they are that difficult to find, I may be willing to synthesize some for you myself.

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

No no, that's okay! I could use new weapons anyway.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Oh? In that case, I can provide for you excellently! Armor and weapons happen to be my specialty!

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

I-I'll look around.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Heh heh... Let me know if there is a certain type you desire.

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

Right. *looking around, why is there no easy list menu*

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

*because I am not a NPC :(*

1/2

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

*EVERYONE IS AN NPC IF I'M AROUND-- I mean these swords are pretty cool but the armor covers up the assets...*

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

*!!!*

B-B-B... BOMBS! Oooooh, the rarest of ninja tools! HOW MUCH FOR THOSE!?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hmhm! They are a popular item tonight... But the price depends entirely on which kind you desire. I have fire, thunder, ice... Not to mention ones that specialize in status ailments!

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

... ...

You mean there are different kinds other than "FIRE GO BOOM"!?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hrm? Of course! A bomb alone is impressive, but it takes skill to make one that produces ice or lightning instead!

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

Oooooohh... I don't think I can carry more than one type of bomb. Which kind should I get...?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh... That depends. Do you have the need for a certain element, or does it not matter?

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

Uhh, I'm pretty sure it doesn't really matter.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

In that case, it is a simple matter of whether you wish to stick with fire or branch out to other elements!

I would recommend trying out a Thunder Rod or two, as they always prove effective.

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

Hmm, anything thundery and paralyzing is also good. Yeah, okay, let's go with that!

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Very well! *taking two rods with a bolt of lightning on the top off a shelf, as well as a big red bomb before handing them to you* Consider the Flame a bonus, since you seem so interested in them.

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

Hmm, cool! So how much is this, anyway?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

The rods themselves I would say go for about 50 Gunnar Points a piece! Which brings your total to 100. Which is but a small dent in your current balance.