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[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

All right! This should be a good place to lay low until everyone stops being crazy...

--Huh? This isn't how I left this room...

AAAHH! Something's missing! Right, the jewels I kept over here... they're gone! But the only people who know about this cave are me and Mion...

I should've known it was a bad idea to leave so much treasure in one spot... Looks like somebody finally found it. Whoever it is, they're going to be sorry they ever set foot in here.

Right, if they only took a handful, they'll probably be back for more. I'll catch them red-handed once they come back!

[So, somewhere on the island, there is a cave containing gold bricks, antiques, bags of money, and stuffed dinosaurs. This is the place where Anise has been hiding all the money and valuables she's acquired over her years on the island. Should you happen upon it, you're going to get accused of stealing and things might get ugly.]

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[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

*LYING IN WAIT*

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

*MONOLOGUE*

This isn't a battle of skill, but the battle of the MIND. In order to outwit the girl, reach the cave, steal the goods and go back to headquarters home free-- I'll have to create a plan so diabolical that even Light Yagami would roll in his grave or Lelouch himself would shit his pants thinking about it!

... Geez, doing this is hard freakin' work. How do protagonists do crap like all the time without getting TIRED?

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

*gonna kill some bastards♥*

1/2

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

*... puts on Santa hat and mustache*

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

*WALKS OUT WITH SAC* Ho ho ho! I've seen to have come early this year! -! Oh, hello there, little girl!

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

*the fuck is a Santa*

I thought you'd be coming back, thief!

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

Thief? Me? Oh no ho ho! I'm just here to spread my holiday joy to the islanders this year!

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

... By robbing them?

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about robbing?

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

That big sack seems to say it loud and clear.

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

I'm GIVING to the young and unfortunate!

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

Giving what?

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

My gifts.

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

Gifts of what?

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

Gifts of gab.

... Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cave to place more gifts in.

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't say you could go in.

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

Ah-! According the "Organization of Holiday creatures and celebrations", I DO have permission to walk in.

See, check my identification. It's official and everything. *and rofl really handing you his motorbike license ;w;*

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

*tossing it!*

Is that so? Well, it just so happens that I have permission to beat trespassers and thieves to a pulp.

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

Hey, you brat! I needed that!

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

*stepping on it!* And I needed those jewels you stole!

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

I have no jewels other than my royal jewels!

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

You stole some from here just earlier!

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

Santa never steals! Only the Easter bunny does it!

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

He has a funny way of showing it!

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

But little girl...

Have you not heard of my legend?