Spell 21

[spellcast]

There's that saying... Waking up on the wrong side of the bed is it? In my case, it's just not waking up on the bed at all. Man, this hasn't happened since I first...

You know, I thought I was done going through puberty now. Unless the island's trying to tell me something, but... The message is escaping me here. Well, what NOW island? Is there some deep philosophical life lesson I should be dwelling upon? Have I done any wrong this past week or month?

... My legs are starting to ache. I wanna use my legs again if you please.

[Sabrina is sitting mid-air... Levitating! Because she used to levitate in her sleep when she was a young witch. Good times. Come help her down or be boggled]

Comments

[spellcast]

Just hope you don't meet his replacement. It was a troll last time and a troll that I know that keeps trying to hit on me. Ugh. [makes a face]

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

A troll? Those are like ogres, right?

...I wouldn't want love advice from something like that.

[spellcast]

Nah, this one's a midget. A bearded midget.

... A bearded midget that tried to make me MARRY him, gosh I get so angry thinking about that.

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

...

Gross.

[spellcast]

I know, isn't it!? He even literally took away my heart and I followed him around like some lovestruck dope!

If he ever comes onto this island, I'm trapping him in a spiked pit.

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

That... that's horrible! Like something out of a nightmare.

He should get the death penalty for something like that!

[spellcast]

Or at least eternal torture.

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

Seriously. There's a lot I'm willing to tolerate in a future husband, but that? I can't even imagine!

[spellcast]

Yeah, don't marry guys that trap you in castles and try to kill your boyfriends.

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

Wow, sounds like a real creep.

[spellcast]

You tend to meet a lot of real creeps in the Other Realm.

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

And the Other Realm would be... where deities and monsters hang out?

[spellcast]

Not just that-- witches and warlocks live there too.

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

Hmm... so witches live in both realms? Since it sounded like you were living around normal people.

[spellcast]

Yeah, but some witches like living in the normal world. I just happen to live there because my aunts do.

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

Why would they? I mean, it doesn't sound like a normal world would have anything to offer that a magical one wouldn't.

...Besides a lack of creepy trolls, I guess.