http://bringingdasushi.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bringingdasushi.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] i_s_l_a_n_d_rp2008-12-05 05:34 pm
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Japanese invasion 2

Island-san,

I appreciate your gracious allowances here, but I must list some grievances that we could perhaps negotiate - that is, if it would not be too much of a bother.

- The alcohol in these coconuts... is not sake. Could that be changed?
- I would also like to know your location on Earth. Are you located in the Pacific Ocean?
- I would also request to know your allegiance to any other nations, just for reference. America-san couldn't have gotten to you already.... yes?
- I shall have to assess your climate and terrain to see if it is suitable for tea-growing - please do not be startled by the intrusion.

I thank you in advance for your concern,
Japan

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
*not yet, busy distracted by your requests* Hmm...

...oh, it might not be a good idea for the coconuts to switch to sake...

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
OH, right! I saw a guy who looked nothing like Poland, but said he was from there. And he said he slept through the 1930's and 40's... isn't that weird~??

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
What should we do if it really is Poland in disguise?

*oh look some daisies! pluck! and putting one behind your ear*

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, then I won't either... I guess I should be a little worried about the current status of my Navy fleet though.

*I'm twisting the stem around your ear and LOOK you have a little curl like mine!*

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm, I'm not sure yet. I think I might be almost done! But none of them really look like boats yet so it's hard to tell.

*♥♡♥*

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Of course they'll float! And once I'm done, I'll have a fantastic Navy here just like back home... I just might need some help with labor. And some more funding. And some boats.

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Possibly. But I know you and Germany both have really big To Do Lists already.

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Really?? Does that mean you can help?

You should come on the marine expedition to find my army trousers too! You can help me find them faster and keep it a secret from Russia.

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
*oh yes this news warrant ICON ALL OVER YOU*

Fantastic! I'll help you finish whatever you're doing now too so you can get it done faster. Um... What were you doing before I came to tell you about Poland on the island?

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
*lol your counterattack = handsfree*

What are you going to do with bamboo?

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. But there's lots of other wood around... is bamboo really the best thing for a fortress?

*at least there are clothes involved this time \o\*

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, if you say so-- let's get some.

*until 15:00 sharp*