Japanese invasion 2

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Island-san,

I appreciate your gracious allowances here, but I must list some grievances that we could perhaps negotiate - that is, if it would not be too much of a bother.

- The alcohol in these coconuts... is not sake. Could that be changed?
- I would also like to know your location on Earth. Are you located in the Pacific Ocean?
- I would also request to know your allegiance to any other nations, just for reference. America-san couldn't have gotten to you already.... yes?
- I shall have to assess your climate and terrain to see if it is suitable for tea-growing - please do not be startled by the intrusion.

I thank you in advance for your concern,
Japan

Comments

[personate.livejournal.com]

Chii doesn't know the answer to any of those but...maybe the island will help.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Ah, Chii-chan... yes, I hope that will be the case.

[personate.livejournal.com]

Best of luck! Chii has...been here for a long time, so if there's anything Japan would like to know, Chii would be happy to help.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Um... Chii-chan, is there any bamboo here? It would be very helpful...

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

But I want it to be vodka, Japan~ Not sake~.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

But you can make vodka, right?

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

But you can make sake, right?

[oh-geass-yes.livejournal.com]

You're another country?

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am.

[oh-geass-yes.livejournal.com]

Is China here?

[dubyatffffff.livejournal.com]

Heyyyyyy, it's Japan!

Pssst, I'll let you in on a secret!

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

A secret, America-san?

*we don't like the sound of this /o/*

[dubyatffffff.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[islandisurgod.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE ASSESSING MY WHAT NOW!?

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

E-eh??? Is that the Island?? Uwaa, I don't see anyone...Well, except Japan~.

[islandisurgod.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*oshit the island speaks finally*

It shall only take a minute, Island-san.

[islandisurgod.livejournal.com]

HURRY IT UP OH GOD THE HEMRRHOIDS IT HURTS.

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*speaking of intrusion here's some Italy in your space \o\<3*

Oh, Japan, guess what I saw the other day...

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*goddamnit Italy no kisses okay?*

What is it, Italy-san?

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*not yet, busy distracted by your requests* Hmm...

...oh, it might not be a good idea for the coconuts to switch to sake...

[bringingdawurst.livejournal.com]

Ah, if you would ask the Island if it wants to join the Axis Powers.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

It seems to be cooperative at least, Germany-san... I'm certain it wants to join us!

[bringingdawurst.livejournal.com]

Then we have high chances of striking after Christmas.

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*Heil Commando-- I MEAN COMMANDER*

You should ask too, Germany! You're the biggest.