Japanese invasion tactic GET

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Status report:

Location: unknown; an unidentified island location, presumably in the Pacific Ocean the closer to America the better.
Supplies: limited; one can make do, though....
Allies: unknown location; perhaps if I find that pasta--
Locals' affiliation: unknown; requires more study in the culture.

M-my camera....

Um... I would like to request that whoever kidnapped annexed brought me here would please not be offended were I to leave, as I have other business to which I should attend. I thank you for your abandonment hospitality....

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[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Still holding you up 8D*

Well of course~! Italy said we should, before making the juice~.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*SEE WHAT JAPAN DOES FOR YOU ITALY? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT NOW SOB*

You still have his pants, Russia-san.... *grip on the hand that's got me AT LEAST IT LOOKS LIKE JAPAN'S KINDA IN CONTROL.*

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*grab a branch and start carving*

Oh, have we?? That's good to know~! I've been working on convincing everyone to support us, but I didn't know the Island itself agreed too <3

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

I do~. But once I meet with Italy again, I'll return them.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*... And I'm fighting against Russia for your pants you bastard sob*

The island will be met for a talk, Italy-san...

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

But... that's disgracing Italy-san!

*leeettle island nation's getting spunky now!*

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*that... is just proof that grape juice + vodka = SRS BZNS*

I see. So you and Germany will handle that part while I stand watch outside somewhere?

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*the second Russo-Japanese War is about HONOUR! DIGNITY! ... PANTS!*

... I would ask Germany-san about that.

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*if Italy knew that, he'd tell you he's okay without them <3*

Okay, I will. And did you bring any other supplies with you, Japan?

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

More than you giving them to him?? Why is that?

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*HONOUR AND DIGNITY, ITALY. HONOUR AND DIGNITY.*

My katana... and gyokuro.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Simple answer is simple - don't make him sic the Fatherland on you*

Ask Germany-san.

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*THERE IS NOTHING HONOURABLE OR DIGINIFIED IN THOSE PANTS*

Oh great! I'm glad you have some weapons. All I've got is some drawing supplies and that might leave me vulnerable to attack.

Germany has his rifle so together we'll be able to keep this territory occupied!

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

Oh, well~. Maybe I'll talk to him later. ...Ah~.

If I let you down, will you not hit me anymore?...I need to tend the hand you hit. Hahaha~ I'm getting blood on my pipe~.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Only if you surrender Italy-san's trousers.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*WHICH IS WHY I'M NOT GONNA BE TOUCHING THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS*

Yes... we just have to be careful, Italy-san!

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

Hahaha~. I'm keeping them until I see Italy again~.

Because I know that if I don't, I won't see Italy again for a long time~. You guys are very mean.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Then I will have to attack you, Russia-san.

*let's get feisty!*

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*Russia has my necktie too, btw... is that more honourable?*

You're right. And we have to protect our assets right now because this place is in anarchy!

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? Alright then... *And that grip on your arm is tightening, preparing something. Better get out of that hold RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*totally getting out of your hold and rushing at you with that not-quite-as-sharp katana - BANZAI RUSH GET*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*.... not really BUT THAT'S NOT CONTAMINATED IS IT?*

I'm surprised Germany-san hasn't yet set up standard rules.

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

Aww, that wasn't supposed to happen... *We've been through this before! Have a pipe deflecting that~*

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*those pants don't stay on long enough to ever be contaminated either, IT'S YOUR MIND THAT IS DIRTY, NOT THE PANTS \o\*

I'm sure he wants to, but we've just arrived so he said first priority was building a stronghold. Oh, and just in case he asks you, be sure NOT to let Russia near our wheat field, okay?

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Someone neglected to mention that small little dagger hidden inside that jacket! Y'know, the one that's heading for your appendix? YEAH THAT ONE.*