http://bringingdasushi.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bringingdasushi.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] i_s_l_a_n_d_rp2008-11-21 05:08 pm
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Japanese invasion tactic GET

Status report:

Location: unknown; an unidentified island location, presumably in the Pacific Ocean the closer to America the better.
Supplies: limited; one can make do, though....
Allies: unknown location; perhaps if I find that pasta--
Locals' affiliation: unknown; requires more study in the culture.

M-my camera....

Um... I would like to request that whoever kidnapped annexed brought me here would please not be offended were I to leave, as I have other business to which I should attend. I thank you for your abandonment hospitality....

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
*those pants don't stay on long enough to ever be contaminated either, IT'S YOUR MIND THAT IS DIRTY, NOT THE PANTS \o\*

I'm sure he wants to, but we've just arrived so he said first priority was building a stronghold. Oh, and just in case he asks you, be sure NOT to let Russia near our wheat field, okay?

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
*THE HUMAN BODY = ART*

Good. There's also a big square of mud, or wait, I mean rice field in our area too, but I worried if Russia gets carried away, he might use all our staple grains to make vodka...

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
*NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU*

And if not, there's an infinite supply of coconuts!

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
*don't be hikokomori now /o/ I WON'T TOUCH YOU LIKE FRANCE OR RUSSIA*

Oh, but be careful of all the coconuts and berries here... especially when mixed together. Even if it seems like a nice drink, it might have, um, weird effects. Especially on someone as small as you.

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
*YOU AND YOUR ISSUES CAN HAVE A SEPARATE SLEEPING BAG*

Y-yeah. I think Germany is classifying them as biological weapons because if we use them against someone, they're handy, but if used against US we might all be in trouble.

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
*<33*

I... um, well, I'm not exactly sure how... I guess they're like some kind of mind-altering drug? I haven't seen anything happen yet-- I've only been warned that they can taste just like ordinary fruit and be mixed into drinks. *sorry >:*

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes! I think the majority of fruits and vegetables are safe. And there are people who know the secret to spotting the dangerous ones too. I'm just not one of them.

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
*and by "die" you mean "♥♥♥"*

I usually am. And, Japan, I'll tell you a secret... *leaning in to whisper :DD* ...there are people on this island who'll eat anything. So whenever I'm not sure, I just offer a plate to someone else first to see what happens. Aheheh~

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
*u can has personal space... 2morrow*

So don't worry!

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
*D8! STOP READING MY MIIIIND*

With a strong advantage because the Allied Forces are still a mess so far.

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I've already had a great cultural exchange with Russia and he was really nice to me... It might even be possible to get him on our side!

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Wh-why not? I mean, if he cornered me in the forest somewhere, I'd rather be friendly than try to fight him off.

[identity profile] bringingdapizza.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
My dignity? Didn't Germany take that way back in WWI?

Um, when did Russia do anything like that?

OOC~

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