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[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring--

... Didn't Ky electrocute you? Barring that, didn't I slice you in half? Unless technology's gotten better, I'm pretty sure phones shouldn't... respawn.

Or float. Right. I almost forgot where I was.

BANANA PHONE~~~!

I hate this island.

((Return of the banana phone. Yes. It will sing and float around and you can't kill it.))

Comments

[crazy_about_it]

Then why do you have a phone like that?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Because this island and I have a hate-hate relationship.

[crazy_about_it]

Huh. That's really annoying.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

*and it gets louder JUST FOR YOU*

[crazy_about_it]

... The hell with this.

*brb, shooting the thing*

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

ring RING ring RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

......

[crazy_about_it]

... *shooting it some more?*

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Stop shooting.

[crazy_about_it]

*oh fine, putting the guns away* What the hell is that thing?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

What I imagine Hell must be like on good days.

[crazy_about_it]

That thing's beyond demonic.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

I know demons who are easier to deal with than this, so I'd have to agree.

[crazy_about_it]

Yeah? How many demons have you met?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

I live with one, for starters. And I'm friends with others, but I don't exactly keep count of who's one and who isn't.

[crazy_about_it]

Friendly demons then.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

If you want specifics, I've also had demons try to kill me, and a vampire who set my legs on fire.

[crazy_about_it]

Just curious. I haven't seen any of the typical "roar, kill all humans, grr" type demons since I got here. Which is fine with me.

... Why would he set your legs on fire? Seems like a weird thing for a vamp to do.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

... I lost my temper and stabbed him with a silver knife.

[crazy_about_it]

... Okay. Don't vampires burn easily though?

Of course, most of what I know about vampires comes from old movies on TV.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

This particular one specializes in fire, and silver is apparently one of the few ways to hurt him. Although garlic makes him sick.

[crazy_about_it]

Interesting. Guess there's some truth to old movies after all.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Not that I'd swear by them, but good enough.

[crazy_about_it]

*eyeing the phone* There's gotta be some way to shut that thing up. Have you tried throwing it in the ocean?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

I've tried everything.

[crazy_about_it]

What happens? Does it just come right back?