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[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring--

... Didn't Ky electrocute you? Barring that, didn't I slice you in half? Unless technology's gotten better, I'm pretty sure phones shouldn't... respawn.

Or float. Right. I almost forgot where I was.

BANANA PHONE~~~!

I hate this island.

((Return of the banana phone. Yes. It will sing and float around and you can't kill it.))

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[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

If you want specifics, I've also had demons try to kill me, and a vampire who set my legs on fire.

[crazy_about_it]

Just curious. I haven't seen any of the typical "roar, kill all humans, grr" type demons since I got here. Which is fine with me.

... Why would he set your legs on fire? Seems like a weird thing for a vamp to do.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

... I lost my temper and stabbed him with a silver knife.

[crazy_about_it]

... Okay. Don't vampires burn easily though?

Of course, most of what I know about vampires comes from old movies on TV.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

This particular one specializes in fire, and silver is apparently one of the few ways to hurt him. Although garlic makes him sick.

[crazy_about_it]

Interesting. Guess there's some truth to old movies after all.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Not that I'd swear by them, but good enough.

[crazy_about_it]

*eyeing the phone* There's gotta be some way to shut that thing up. Have you tried throwing it in the ocean?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

I've tried everything.

[crazy_about_it]

What happens? Does it just come right back?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Pretty much.

[crazy_about_it]

So it just follows you around?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'll probably just go inside at this rate.

[crazy_about_it]

... Sucks to be you.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

Careful now, it might switch targets.

[crazy_about_it]

*eyeing the phone again* What if you bury it? At least it'd be muffled.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

If throwing it in the ocean didn't get rid of it, don't you think it'd just unearth itself?

[crazy_about_it]

*shrug* Just an idea. Sounds like you've been through this before?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

*giving the phone a baleful stare* Once. I thought it had been destroyed back then, but apparently that was too much to hope for.

[crazy_about_it]

What happens if you answer it?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

I haven't tried.

[crazy_about_it]

... *shrug - grabbing the phone to try and answer it*

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

*and now it's singing all seductive-like to you*

... Well, apparently it's easily wooed.

[crazy_about_it]

*staring at the phone* That's just weird.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

You obviously haven't been here long enough.