Like hell I'm playing ding-dong ditch

[wannabe_maiden]

((Mostly grumbling to herself but it's loud enough to hear, except the last part, that's really loud))

Urgh... I can't believe I agreed to this. This is so stupid. How the hell did this-- This is all those sound-waves fault! Right, must have messed up my head. Wait... that's bad!

Just who the hell is this "Dark Hero" anyway? Who the hell does that idiot think he is?

Like hell I'm going to go out and play some stupid game with him! The worst part is he'll win no matter--

...

HEY KURURU, I need your help.

Comments

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*derp somewhere near you not really listening*

[wannabe_maiden]

...

Kururu! I'm talking to you!

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah, i can hear ya!

[wannabe_maiden]

Do you still have that age gun of yours?

How does it work again?

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It decelerates and reverses the gorwth of cells of an organism, thusly "turning back time" on something. It can also accelerate them, making an organism grow older, though not by much.

Why?

[wannabe_maiden]

Do you keep your mind or do you go back too?

... think you could use it on me in a little bit?

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Generally. Go back too far in reverse aging and it'll revert to whatever time you're at, but any aging will keep your mind intact. So it just depends on how much younger you want.

... *wait okay, my genius brain needs to think about whether he heard you correctly* You... want me to use it on you?

[wannabe_maiden]

So... if I go too young, I think and act like that age, but I keep my memories.

Not right now, but pretty soon, yeah.

[superiorservant.livejournal.com]

... "Dark Hero?"

[wannabe_maiden]

Some idiot demon who think he's some sort of superstar.

He's a loser.

[superiorservant.livejournal.com]

A demon being a hero? Isn't that something.

And how does this involve you?

[wannabe_maiden]

If by hero you mean, playing kid's games and telling others not to listen to their parents, sure.

Kinda made a bet with him to shut him up.

[superiorservant.livejournal.com]

*is that an eyebrow twitch? sure looks like it* A false hero. Practically an insult..

Really.

[wannabe_maiden]

I guess he's a demonic hero... in a way. *like you count for an actual hero*

Yeah, except I would have liked it if it was a little less... stupid. Dammit, what's wrong with just a fight?

[superiorservant.livejournal.com]

Meh. *hey, I killed a huge hulking thing that was killing my people and using their body parts as decoration for a forest and killed a divine bull because it brought famine and drought to my country :/ That's pretty heroic according to history and mythology rights.*

Whatever. Don't embarrass yourself if I'm not the one doing it to you.

[wannabe_maiden]

*fallen hero, mah boy* Hey, those other Netherworlds are crazy enough, nothing surprises me anymore.

... ... *sigh* If it can end up with him getting even more embarrassed...

[unlock-heart.livejournal.com]

*because fellow pinkies should meet*

Kururu...?

[wannabe_maiden]

*Yes, and plot again froggy world domination*

Yeah, yellow talking frog. Big jerk. You know him?

[unlock-heart.livejournal.com]

I wish I didn't.

[wannabe_maiden]

Great, what did he do to you now?

[unlock-heart.livejournal.com]

He keeps taking pictures and he's just-- I don't know, really annoying?

[wannabe_maiden]

Have you tried pun--- *wait, you're just a kid*

... he's picking them young now?

[unlock-heart.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[eccarlate.livejournal.com]

Dark Hero? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of what a hero is?

[wannabe_maiden]

Yeah... heck, even if you would make heros "evil", that guy wouldn't be a 'dark hero'.