Spell 10

[spellcast]

[Viewable by those privy to the secret~]

Okay, you know WHAT? I don't care about your animal rights, I can see why you monkeys get killed off so often! I'm just trying to find some ingredients and you're all screeching at me when I try to get something off a tree! You're like my aunts, only worse. Fine, just to shut you up:

So nothing kind will be unheard,
Just remember that mum's the word! *ping!*

[/end]

Ah, there that should do it!

Mum!

... Oops, forgot about that.

[All the monkeys around Sabrina will now be saying 'mum' repeatedly. Defeats the purpose of shutting them up orz.]

Comments

[spellcast]

No. The year before last, my aunts accidentally left a cauldron on boil and there was a river of candy corn in my living room. The zombies, I wasn't expecting and I thought they were going to eat me. Except they just partied and trashed the coffee shop. I was up to my arms in... Arms. It was really gross.

I like stew?

[crazy_about_it]

Sounds like one of my jobs, except with me it's demons, not zombies. I was just asking 'cause there's this girl on the island who is some kind of magnet for monsters. She keeps getting attacked by zombies and vampires.

... Might work.

[spellcast]

Harsh. I didn't know we had vampires too?

You'd be surprised at how even my most outrageous lies seem to work when I need to explain myself.

[crazy_about_it]

Apparently so. I haven't met any yet. Maybe I should just hang around Emiri until the next time she runs into one?

I guess you'd have to be good at covering your tracks.

[spellcast]

Oh, yeah I forgot she knew you too! Didn't know you were a concerning sort of guy though.

[crazy_about_it]

... Look, I don't care what she says. I'm not that nice of a guy.

I just want to meet a vampire.

[spellcast]

Mean guys wouldn't keep my secret safe. *grin*

Maybe you'll be lucky soon. I mean, this place is filled with so many different types of people.

[[ooc: Ironically, I'll be posting as Arcueid tomorrow and she's not your ideal vampire 8D;]]

[crazy_about_it]

... Don't you start.

((ooc: oho, may have to tag then. XD))

[spellcast]

[Hell, I'll be awake for another hour probably might as well go post now so it won't bother when I get home tomorrow]

*giggles* It's a compliment Dante, it's not supposed to antagonize you. Much.

[crazy_about_it]

((I'll probably be off to bed soon. ): ))

Oh sure. Just a compliment. Then next thing you know, I'm known as Dante, protector of kittens, puppies, and teenage girls.

[spellcast]

[Placeholders are your friend *A* Posted!]

You'll probably get a lot of raised eyebrows for the last part.

[crazy_about_it]

Which is why I don't want to end up with a nickname like that.

[spellcast]

"Mister Nice Guy Dante." You're right, it downplays your thrill seeking nature.

[crazy_about_it]

See? That's what I'm sayin'.

[spellcast]

*and just to show she's just as good at teasing as you are... PING~ Surpraiz, a 'HELLO MY NAME IS MISTER NICE GUY DANTE' appears on your jacket*

[crazy_about_it]

... That better not be permanent.

[spellcast]

That's just for teasing me about that centerfold. Take that!

[crazy_about_it]

Okay, ha ha, very funny. Now get rid of it.

[spellcast]

But the red matches your jacket! *:D*

[crazy_about_it]

... * >\ *

Well, if you're not gonna do it, guess I'll just have to take it off. *and the coat comes off!*

[spellcast]

GAH! *COVERS FACE* CHEATER.

[crazy_about_it]

*smirk* Something wrong?

[spellcast]

*smirking jerk :( just sighing*

Nothing's wrong, just kind of overreacting again. Like what I said I was going to do with the toothbrushes.

Well, that aside, how are the rooms for the cave?

[crazy_about_it]

You must not hang around the beach much.

The rooms are great. Only problem is we got an empty one now. I think Kyrie went home.

[spellcast]

Well, I lived in Boston. Not the best beach weather unless I want to zap myself to Hawaii or some other place. Speaking of which, I'm surprised no one hasn't taken advantage of the nice one we have here.

... Really? How's Nero dealing with that?