"Life is like playing a game, but you can get bad ended too?!"

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

Naoto. Naotooooo. What are we going to do with you?

Crack a smile. Make a joke-- And not by your witty dry humor. Do something! Sulking around all day is bad for your health! Didn't your mother ever tell you that? You might as well join the Shinsengumi idiots if you want sulking and fighting crime all day.

Hey, I got it. Let's play a game on the Owee. You've played video games before, right?

((LOLOL HI HIJIKATA. WE'RE GOING TO BE BORROWING THE OWEE FOR A BIT. This will be a Gintoki-Naoto double post. "Your character-Gintoki-Naoto", you know the drill.))

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[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

*putting a title*

Alright. I'll show you guys how it works. Let's start with a Visual Novel-- Fate/Stay in the Kitchen.

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

... Fate what?

[superiorservant.livejournal.com]

Why do I have a sudden feeling of deja vu?

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

*LONG PROLOGUE GOES HERE*

... This is gonna take a while. Do we really have to read all of this?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

*hahaha speed-reading*

... So there's apparently a war where these "Servants" battle for the right to be the ultimate wife-beater. Who comes up with this?

[superiorservant.livejournal.com]

... a fight for the 'Holy Beer Keg'. Servants being Blade, Sniper, Pole-Master, Horseman, Theif, Wizard and Retard-that-throws-a-fit-when-mad working for their "Boss"?

This is stupid.

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

"O-Onii-san... I... Please, we mustn't...!"

I was caught in a gamble. It was either to do her in this broom closet, wimp out and never get any at all or something else. This was a choice that would probably change my life forever. But it's a risk I will have to take!

I....

---> Make tea and crumpets.
---> Tell her this isn't the right thing to do.
---> Compliment on the brooms in this closet.
---> J-J-JAM IT IN!

Damn it. What do you think guys? Which one should I go for?

[silken-blade.livejournal.com]

...................

*... rofl might be drawing her blade*