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I have a topic to discuss with you island residents.

We have a certain number of children on this island, and it's highly troublesome that aside from Kisa and the twins, they have no guardian.

Why is that? I would have expected the adults to have at least taken it upon themselves to look out for the minors.

Private to Haine

I know you're mad at me. Yuffie is an amusement and she's harmless to us. Your agitation is based on your own guilt.

And you should be glad, you're not alone now. When I'm done dealing with Reno, we'll play with the strings in your head.

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Now that's mean. They're polite and civil, and they are altruistic individuals. Just because they have a passion for tag doesn't make them all that bad. ):

Private to Haine
*nshi*

It's amusing. Your head sounds like a broken television set at times like those.

You never ask.

*nrrrgfrownyface* They're irritating.

Private to Giovanni
... *dread*

It's painful. I can't even think properly after a few days.

I'm not going to go around asking everyone if they want to have sex with minors...

*sad face! how could you say that?* They are not. They're adorable.

Private to Haine
*OF COURSE YOU SHOULD*

It is, and rather boring after a few minutes. But you always get yourself back up again, so that isn't much of a problem, is it?

That... was not what I meant. You're extremely sardonic.

*you being sad is disturbing* They wanted to braid my hair.

Private to Giovanni
*OH GOD EVEN MORE DREAD*

It's harder to get back up again each time...

I'm in a sardonic mood.

*well, you're being mean to my parenthood* It's...

Admittedly, it can be irritating, but they're still children. You shouldn't hold that against them.

Private to Haine
*he loves you*

Hmm, should I take that in consideration?

If it's a mood for you, then you must have only three moods all in all.

*you and parenthood don't mix*

I don't see any of the other children around here wanting to braid my hair.

Private to Giovanni
*hates you*

That would depend... would you just make it worse...?

What are the other two?

*now that isn't true*

It's their hobby. D:

Private to Haine
*oh well*

...Unlikely. I'm consistent.

The so-called "emo" and the... ah... dead mood.

Not much variety there.

*yes it is*

It's a stupid hobby.

Private to Giovanni
I'm not sleeping tonight.

... You aren't funny.

*my parenting skills are good*

It isn't. Stop that. ):

Private to Haine
What do you plan on doing then?

I wasn't humoring you.

*you only think they are*

Stop what? Telling the truth?

Private to Giovanni
I'm not telling you.

...

*I know they are! D:*

Saying mean things. It's not funny.

Private to Haine
I'll know anyway, won't I?

...exactly.

*denial*

I guess the truth is mean, sometimes.

Private to Giovanni
...

I don't know. Maybe I'll go walk around.

*no I am not and you're making fun of me*

Stop it. :<

Private to Haine
...

Walking around in the middle of the night? That's rather romantic.

*I'm hardly ever in the mood to. Consider this a special occasion*

No. Stop being patronizing.

Private to Giovanni
*unsettled* No it isn't. It's nothing. But it's mildly more interesting than staying in all night.

*...D:<*

How does being honest turn into being patronizing?

Private to Haine
*oh nfu* The cliffs are rather interesting in themselves, actually.

*... heh.*

You're always patronizing when you talk to me.

Private to Giovanni
Why do you say that?

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