The Ultimate Anti-Climax of Ultimate History?

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[So, all of you islanders have been recovering from the horrors of the Zombie Island Mish-Mash of Nuclear AWESOME, doing your island-y things. That's cool, so has Ed, off being his usual slightly-reclusive self and blowing things up in his Gilligan-lab to pass the time. Life returns to what passes for normal here, right?

...and then there's the note. Of course your first thought is 'Oh God, another event?' as would be the logical train of thought--

Wait a minute. Wedding invitation? Of the island and--WHAT?! And on top of that you're free to leave for home or wherever you like?]

...there's no way. This has to be a trick.



(( MINGLE POST HO!!! Are you skeptical of this ~*gift from the heavens*~ as Edward is? Are you one of the insanely hopeful that shall plan for where you'll go? Need to start making tearful goodbyes to your long-time buddies? Shanghai some fellow islanders to your homeworld for nefarious purposes? Get pissed at being brought here recently just to leave? Flip out and go find some Black Materia to call down Mete--wait.

So yeah. Post, mingle, have fun! And assume this is the day of the note-arrival, obvs. Mods, if this is out of line, feel free to stake me out for the vultures. *A*b ))

Comments

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Even with the idiot detective?

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[Chuckles.] Even with the idiot detective.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

One can always hope.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

That's right. That's part of gambling, after all.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

He might be a worse gambler than me, you know.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Betting on that idiot...

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be too harsh on her.

It's different, being the game master and being the player. You probably just think she's that stupid because you already know everything without having the struggle.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

I guess, but...

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

...and when it comes to the part she was really stupid at, I'm pretty sure we're both naturally stupid with that stuff anyway.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ AUGH ]

Sure... ahaha...

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[He's just saying! He knows he fails and he's pretty sure you're fail with your tsundere.]

...yeah.

Still not sure what was up with the tennis thing...

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Your love confessions are really weird.

[ fluster him further even though you said you wouldn't Y/N ]

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[wjqaiejwoiejw]

I'm pretty sure he was just trying to make a point!

Or something! He's all weird!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[ kissy lips •3• ]

A point.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

Hey! She's the one who kissed him! That was her point!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

She didn't use a really obscure method of explaining her love for someone.

...

[ KIND OF LIKE REGULAR BEATO DOES ]

You know, you really aren't helping your other self's case.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

Agh! I can't help it if I'm a mushy person and he got that! Blame mom!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ cacklecackle! ] So that's one mystery solved.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with being a romantic! [So red.]

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

I guess when the idiot detective stops being an idiot, she'll be a lucky girl.







[ that

that came out the completely wrong way ]

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[...yes. Yes it did.]

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

If she actually existed and wasn't a part of a stupid island swap, of course.

Which she doesn't.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

...I am tempted to ask you to repeat that in red.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Why? Ah ha hahaha ha ha! It should be common sense that it barely dignifies red!