The Ultimate Anti-Climax of Ultimate History?

[insertshortrant.livejournal.com]

[So, all of you islanders have been recovering from the horrors of the Zombie Island Mish-Mash of Nuclear AWESOME, doing your island-y things. That's cool, so has Ed, off being his usual slightly-reclusive self and blowing things up in his Gilligan-lab to pass the time. Life returns to what passes for normal here, right?

...and then there's the note. Of course your first thought is 'Oh God, another event?' as would be the logical train of thought--

Wait a minute. Wedding invitation? Of the island and--WHAT?! And on top of that you're free to leave for home or wherever you like?]

...there's no way. This has to be a trick.



(( MINGLE POST HO!!! Are you skeptical of this ~*gift from the heavens*~ as Edward is? Are you one of the insanely hopeful that shall plan for where you'll go? Need to start making tearful goodbyes to your long-time buddies? Shanghai some fellow islanders to your homeworld for nefarious purposes? Get pissed at being brought here recently just to leave? Flip out and go find some Black Materia to call down Mete--wait.

So yeah. Post, mingle, have fun! And assume this is the day of the note-arrival, obvs. Mods, if this is out of line, feel free to stake me out for the vultures. *A*b ))

Comments

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

That won't really help you even if your shoes have the power of a demon overlord or something.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

...you never know. I hear there's a witch around in my world. [M-maybe he's finally gone insane to even joke about that?]

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Ku ku kuuuu~ Well, I'll take my chances. *No, it just means HE'S FINALLY SEEING THE LIGHT or something like that*

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[MAYBE! Still weird.]

...you do that. [Gonna go sabotage some of those doujins now.]

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

I will~ *not before he gets there and cleans it out and only leaves you with a few with you and your squeeze*

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[....hates you. Hates you so much.]

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*LOVES YOU TOO*

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[ALL MY HATE!]

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*NOW, TAKE THAT HATE, ADD YOUR LOVE, YOUR ANGER, AND ALL OF YOUR SORROOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!! AND HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHINING FINGEEEEERRRRRRRRR-- I mean... ... ... No wait, do that*

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[DON'T TEMPT ME!]

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*What are you talking about, THIS IS NOT A TEMPTATION*

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[SO MUCH TEMPTATION!]

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*TEMPTATION IT IS NOT! IT IS AN ORDER!*

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[TO USE SHINING FINGER? OKAY CAPTAIN!]

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*GO! GO! GO!!*

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[SHIIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIING FIIIIIIIINGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!]

[TO YOUR FACE!]

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

S-Such a splendid... attack.. Conan..!*

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[....now if only he could do this for real, he'd get some satisfaction.]

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*yeah, it's too bad Conan will never have an awesome reality-bending pen that can actually make Gundams appear and do these things*

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[So bad.]

[Though considering how things are going, maybe he will find a way to do something...]

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*Perhaps. And then his froggy friend will have to start using something else*

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear.]

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*Fear the frog, Conan. Fear the frog and his other froggy friends with their unlimited parody works!*

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[CURSE YOU PARODY!]