The Ultimate Anti-Climax of Ultimate History?

[insertshortrant.livejournal.com]

[So, all of you islanders have been recovering from the horrors of the Zombie Island Mish-Mash of Nuclear AWESOME, doing your island-y things. That's cool, so has Ed, off being his usual slightly-reclusive self and blowing things up in his Gilligan-lab to pass the time. Life returns to what passes for normal here, right?

...and then there's the note. Of course your first thought is 'Oh God, another event?' as would be the logical train of thought--

Wait a minute. Wedding invitation? Of the island and--WHAT?! And on top of that you're free to leave for home or wherever you like?]

...there's no way. This has to be a trick.



(( MINGLE POST HO!!! Are you skeptical of this ~*gift from the heavens*~ as Edward is? Are you one of the insanely hopeful that shall plan for where you'll go? Need to start making tearful goodbyes to your long-time buddies? Shanghai some fellow islanders to your homeworld for nefarious purposes? Get pissed at being brought here recently just to leave? Flip out and go find some Black Materia to call down Mete--wait.

So yeah. Post, mingle, have fun! And assume this is the day of the note-arrival, obvs. Mods, if this is out of line, feel free to stake me out for the vultures. *A*b ))

Comments

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

...

...ten bucks the first person who tries to go home gets thrown into the ocean.

[most-talented.livejournal.com]

Nah, too easy... unless the ocean gets sharks.

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

What about piranhas? These tropical places have those kind of guys, right?

[most-talented.livejournal.com]

Or some kind of freaky hybrid with the two.

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

Ha, like either of those things need any more teeth!

Hate to be the poor bastard that'd get chomped by one, though.

[most-talented.livejournal.com]

Knowing you, that poor bastard might be you.

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

Tch', like I'd actually try to go home!

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

I have just the perfect volunteer!

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? It better not be me, pipsqueak.

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

NOT A PIPSQUEAK, YOU BULLY!

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

Grow a foot or two and then I'll reconsider it!

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

[KICKS]

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

[HEY WHAT NUH UH YOU ARE GETTING NOOGIED FOR THAT]

[insertshortrant.livejournal.com]

[okay, that gets a laugh] Sucker bet.

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

[grins!] Well, c'mon, there gotta be something up if the Island's finally getting hitched!

[insertshortrant.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I just can't take this at face value. It's weird to say that something's too far out there for this place, but it is.

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

Especially considering it's Australia. Didn't that place hate this rock with a passion?

[insertshortrant.livejournal.com]

Yeah, never found out the reason why, though.

...no, wait, I know why. It's fucking NUTS.

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeeah, that would definitely turn you off of someone.

Unless, y'know, you're just as nuts as they are. [AS HE HAS HAD GOOD EXPERIENCE TO KNOW]

[reiner-rubin.livejournal.com]

Yusuke.

I think this is for real.

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

There's no way! Who'd be dumb enough to think Australia finally fell for it's crazy ass?

[reiner-rubin.livejournal.com]

Call it a gut feeling.

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

[Giving a skeptical frown] Those don't always mean something, you know.

[reiner-rubin.livejournal.com]

There's meaning this time.

We really may never see each other again you know.

[She just.

Sounds serious. Dead serious.]

1/2

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

[...and now he's worried]

That...