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[There's a ~~not~~little boy standing outside the Labyrinth. He seems to be seriously debating whether or not to go in.]

If I keep my hand on one wall, I should be able to make my way out, even if I lose track somehow. And if there's dangers, I should be able to handle it. How bad can a maze be? Not like a large predator would be able to find all it's food in there unless there's a lot of animals...

[He's mostly talking to himself in this debate. He hasn't really talked to anyone that day. Too bad or he might have realized what's going on.]

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[Yeah, Beato has been desensitizing him to this sort of affect.]

Impressive trick, but you also showed you have some rather nifty little toys. Could be just an expansion in your costume.

Though if this was the cocoons, then nothing in that sort of affect is impossible.

So pessimistic. Do you want to investigate something about me~? I'll let you do anything you want to me to prove I've actually changed. Whatever you feel will help you prove your hypothesis about me just pulling a trick on you.

Should you really be calling anyone a pessimist?

Take off the costume.

Should I? Probably not. Will I? Abso-freaking-lutely, da ze~

*... fine, stripping off his clothes, pulling off the glasses and headphones. That's as much "costume" as you are going to get without doing it yourself*

....

Funny. Put your clothes back on. [Now he's gonna walk again. Not gonna deal with the crazy person. Especially with how many slips he's been making today.]

You are absolutely terrible at being a detective. How you are such a renowned one in your world boggles my mind, da ze~ *quickly getting them on and following*

Considering your own ineptitude at arguing a reasonable point about the human condition, don't be insulted if I'm not all that worried about your opinion.

There you go assuming again~ When did I ever argued with you? I was merely presenting alternative points for you to consider, but all you've done is made assumptions based on the norm in your world and never tested anything out to prove them a fact on this island or not. You'll never find the truth of the island as you are now, da ze~

You insisted on that point with no proof. The insistent is an argument. And the norm of 'my world' is the norm.

But you have no real proof that your points are true either, you're guilty of the same thing. And again, the norm in your world is not the absolute norm in every world.

And now I'm making an argument.

And why should I believe this is 'another world?' The Cocoon theory has more merit to it.

What evidence do you have that your Cocoon theory is correct?

Because it'd be easy to make something that couldn't exist be real in a virtual reality. And it is a surprisingly real experience. Felt like I practically broke my foot the first time around.

That's all true. But you don't have absolute proof that this is the case, do you? Just coincidences that make it seem to be the case.

So you're saying I should go against what I have believed to be possible for all my life to believe some story that sounds like a cartoon? Yeah. Real logical.

Ku ku kuuu~ You mock it now, but sooner or later you're going to have to look outside conventional logic. I mean, really. If the case could be solved with traditional Pekoponian logic, reasoning and deduction, don't you think someone would have figured it out by now? You aren't the only super detective in the cosmos, da ze~

But who knows whose real and who isn't.

Reality truly is just what you make of it.

More like if this is the Cocoon system, who knows who was kidnapped and whose an NPC. Or an AI. Or an AI with a living person's memory for that matter.

[That whole adventure was WEIRD.]

Ku ku kuuu~ Well then.

*starts digging through his pockets* I suppose, as an NPC, I'll have to help you with data that I've collected on the Island during my four year vacation here... If I can find where I put it...

[Pauses at that. It might be a bunch of lies for all he knew, really.

...but even fallacies had truth somewhere.]

You could.

I will. *finds his DVD ROM. stuck in his coat* Ah, here we are. Hmm, but are you sure you want it?

...yes.

*then, handing it over* I'd like you to take good care of it, da ze~

*inside the disc is research, data and test logs of numerous things on the island. Everything from the food trees to the cursed springs to new arrival rates. You can come up with whatever you want, he probably has some data on it. He'll probably notice that there is at least five times more data on new arrivals since he concentrated on that for at least two years.*

If you want to verify anything I tested, you can do your own tests and what not. It's not entirely complete, but I've done my best to accurately test everything out of the ordinary, da ze~

[Takes the disc, looking it over.] I always take care of evidence.

...thanks. [He can be polite. Sometimes.]