First Stitch

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

[ on the beach away from... that weird guy who's squatting, there is a person in a wedding dress with flowing silver hair. The person seems to be a woman. Then the person turns around--

... And you still can't tell if it's a man or a woman.

Until he speaks, anyway. ]

How quaint, a native!

Comments

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

Well! I'm glad we got all that figured out. That could have ended in disaster. Well, aside from why you're wearing a wedding dress in the first place. You gettin' hitched or something?

[alienclover.livejournal.com]

Cinderella had to eat all the bad food. My daddy doesn't cook me bad things! He makes super delicious food! Like curry!

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

I see, it prevents you from claiming your birthright! To deny a man of his heritage is a cruel act, worthy of this being!

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

We must praise your father for possessing the wisdom to create only delicious food!

[alienclover.livejournal.com]

Yes! Praise Daddy!

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

Verily not, my small furry companion. I am only measuring it!

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

You need to wear it to measure it?

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

But unpredictability is what makes life so utterly fascinating!

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

To assure that it fits my client properly, yes.

[durch-feuer.livejournal.com]

--I'm really not that interested, though! I was raised with the Church after they died, so...I'm not interested in those things at all.

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

We shall not forget this honor, O Venerable Parent!

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

A man of the cloth, are you?

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

And too much unpredictability is a nuisance.

[insertshortrant.livejournal.com]

[try it and I punch your face in DX]

[durch-feuer.livejournal.com]

Not even that much! I'd like to move to Rome and work for the Vatican, but that's a competitive job. But they're pretty much the only ones that have access to so much Lost Technology, so I'd like to do that to get to work with it. I get to fiddle with what comes into the local churches, but it's never very much.

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

You cannot be called a man if you cannot adjust to the situation or change it entirely.

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

[ half of that went right over his head ] How admirable--! You may accept my extremely rare praise of your efforts!

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. I mean you can actually measure it while it's on you?

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

There are only three men in the world who can accomplish such a feat!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

A man is a man because he simply is, not because he can defy something so god-like.

[lionborn.livejournal.com]

...yeeeeah, much luck with that. I'm not gonna stop you if you want to be the queen of the coconuts that badly.

D'you want the regular beginner warnings or will your highness be fine finding out about stuff on her own?

[alienclover.livejournal.com]

[STRIKES A POSE]

Olé!!!

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

It's really not that impressive... If you actually made this dress yourself though, that is.

[durch-feuer.livejournal.com]

...I'm glad to receive it?

[snakeinthedress.livejournal.com]

[ STRIKES ANOTHER POSE ]

Bon Voyage!!