O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

[While you are out today, you may notice a strange color of yellow not too far off. Upon closer inspection, you'll see a familiar vampire girl hanging upside down on a tree branch that's a little far up with her feet and ankles completely covered in ice and stuck onto the said branch, so cue the embarrassed girl holding both hands to keep her skirt from falling.]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! I won't do it again, I promise! So please let me doooown! It's cold and windy out here! Someone please help meee! I know I've been a bad girl, Santa, so please let me down and I'll try to be good this time! Please? Pretty please? I-I'll even try not to bite anybody... too much if you let me down!

It's dark and no one is even around to listen...
...
...
....

Waaaaah.

((Sacchin tried to go against the robot santa and even though she had no chance, she wound up getting stuck and frozen here since lol bullets can't kill vampires.))

Comments

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

Would you prefer I go a little higher so I can be closer?

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

I would actually prefer that. That way you can see if there are any boys peeking too.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

[using your clothing to climb :V]

If there is anyone that perverted, they deserve to die a horrible death. And if that Santa returns, I will destroy him myself.

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

*wincing and gritting her teeth from the occasional tight tugs there*

With new people coming onto the island, you never know. And that Santa is made from some weird metal! Every time I tried to attack him, he wasn't phased at all and he kept shooting me with his gun!

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

Next time...

...we will just have to see how well he fares against the both of us.

[AIMING]

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

*covering her ears then /)o_o(\*

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

[nice panties :|b]

[also letting the entire clip fire off in one burst into the ice, cracking it]

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

*cue cracks starting to web out and spread all over*

Sion-san... something just came to me. If your weight and mine would make the ice break me free then wouldn't that mean we would crash down any minute?!

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

That would be the point. We both can heal any injuries we sustain so there will be no issues.

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

B-B-B-BUT THAT MEANS I'LL BE GOING DOWN FACE FIR-- KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

*going down :V*

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

[going down silently too. it sure would be nice if you broke my fall]

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

*Yes. I will be your meat shield for landing. I hate you and my broken nose hates you too. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THE SNOW FROM THE TREE LANDING ON TOP OF US EITHER, DO YOU?!*

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

[At least you're warm down there. I'm going to be freezing cold with snow up my skirt.]

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

*Try having snow and cold wind blowing with both legs in the air then talk to me :|*

Sion-san... are you okay?

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

I believe I may have sprained my ankle. You?

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

I think my nose is broken and starting to bleed.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

...my miscalculation. Perhaps we should rest for a few minutes.

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

Right. That would be for the best. *sob gently trying to lift her head up and hold it gently so the bleeding would stop TAT*

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

[Why are we the most canon breaking vampires in the series?]

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

*Because everyone is too focused on Satsujinki and Enhance for Tsukihime 2 than us. :(*

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

I believe my ankle should be fine. How about your nose?

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

I-It stings and hurts more when I try to touch it but I think the bleeding is starting to stop now.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

[Sion is rolling over and grabbing your nose. If it's broken, she's popping it back into place D:]

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM-- oh hey*

Uuuu-- you could have warned me first!

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

If I had done that, you would have cried just as loud before I performed the procedure.