i_s_l_a_n_d_rp | (no subject)

[ What's that jingling noise? What's that silhouette of a sleigh against the moon? C... Could Santa have come early this year?

...All of those hopes are dashed as a song plays from above. ]

♫ He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan!
Ohhhhh--
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You better off dead, I'm telling you dude,
Santa Claus is gunning you down--!! ♪

[ cue the very mechanical-looking Santa cruising by near you and opening fire ]

[ OOC; ROBO SANTA TIME. Because... none of us mods can play Robot Santa, we will just be letting you godmod him as you please through the entire event when he attacks and so on! HE DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE, HE WILL SHOOT AT ANYONE. The only rule is: He cannot be destroyed. You're free to fend him off and so on, though!

If you have never heard of Robot Santa, allow me to point you in the direction of watching material. Happy Holidays and feel free to threadhop amongst this post! ]