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[i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com]

[ What's that jingling noise? What's that silhouette of a sleigh against the moon? C... Could Santa have come early this year?

...All of those hopes are dashed as a song plays from above. ]

♫ He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan!
Ohhhhh--
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You better off dead, I'm telling you dude,
Santa Claus is gunning you down--!! ♪

[ cue the very mechanical-looking Santa cruising by near you and opening fire ]

[ OOC; ROBO SANTA TIME. Because... none of us mods can play Robot Santa, we will just be letting you godmod him as you please through the entire event when he attacks and so on! HE DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE, HE WILL SHOOT AT ANYONE. The only rule is: He cannot be destroyed. You're free to fend him off and so on, though!

If you have never heard of Robot Santa, allow me to point you in the direction of watching material. Happy Holidays and feel free to threadhop amongst this post! ]

Comments

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

A powerful one? Any demon who's weak enough to actually take damage from a normal rain of bullets needs to train more.

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

I-Is there a chance for vampires to become that strong too?

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

Hmph. I'd sure hope so. Or else I've been getting lied to about how impressive some of the ones I know are.

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

Then-- Then could you please train me, Laharl-san?! If you are really that strong, I would like to become stronger if you show me how to be strong like you are so I can become a better vampire!

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

... train you? It's not like I'm particularly good at helping others get strong, you know. I just beat up so many other demons I naturally level up.

Besides, aren't you a different kind of vampire than the norm?

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

... *;A;* S-So you won't help me then?

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

*AHHH don't make faces at me* --gah! It's not that I won't... I just don't know what kind of training I could even really give you!

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

Well why not use the same training that you went through too?

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

... we'd need a hell of a lot of monsters for that.

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

*points over at the robot santa?!*

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

Not really what I had in mind, but if you gotta start somewhere...

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

So I just try to go over and defeat it, that's it right?

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

Pretty much, yeah.

1/3

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

R-right! Then I'll do my best! Wish me luck, Laharl-san!

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

*LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS*

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

*aaaand coming back now to dive and hide behind you and use you as a meat shield because saldkfasjlkgagh HOLY FUCK MAN, RAINING BULLETS*

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

*-1 HP x 100*

... oi, this isn't attacking him.

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

But-- but he's shooting bullets at me! What if I get killed?!

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

Oh come on! You can dodge a few bullets, can't you?