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Aha, I should have at least an hour, two tops...! Plenty of time to make sure I don't get rusty. In any case, let's get this show on the road.

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Hey, guys! Does anyone want to make snowmen with me? I'm surprised that I haven't seen a bunch by now.

[protip: It looks like Kazuha, it sounds like Kazuha, but it's not Kazuha. You shouldn't be able to tell the difference unless you're a goddamn cheater like Hao or something. Also the real Kazuha is currently... asleep in a closet. Don't mind her.]

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I didn't say whose clothes, did I?

... oh dear, she's going to maul you.

It can't be that bad.

I don't know, I got the distinct feeling she was perfectly willing to inflict bodily harm on those who wrong her.

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She'd have to get over it eventually.

Of course she would!

It'll probably be after she lays a few into you.

... oh well, it'd be worth it.

Does this mean you're going to take it like a man?

... well, as much of a man as you could be considered at the moment.

It won't be the first time she went wild and attacked.

That doesn't answer my question though.

I'll take it as I see fit.

Oh? I'm sure you could handle a beating from an angry teenage girl.

It won't be the first time--

I bet not, if this is a regular thing.

... I don't normally do this to her.

I meant other women.

-- no!

I'm sure you can just take their clothes using wit and charm, hm?

I wouldn't take advantage of a nice girl like that.

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