2nd Fragment

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

*in our lovely church today, you are suddenly stuck in a Confessional booth! If you were brought here by monkeys or came here on your own is another matter altogether. Either way, you hear a rugged and annoyed voice from the other side--*

--Who the hell is the Father of this church? If you got some sins to confess, let's hear 'em now. I've got nothin' better to do.

((ooc: Either get some guilt off your shoulders or ask Blade for advice! Blade's own advice may range from decent to LOL YOU FAIL AT LIFE depending on who you are.))

Comments

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

To get crap off of your shoulders. It makes you feel a lot better.

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

But there's nothing on my shoulders. I tend to avoid heavy lifting and all that stuff all together.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

Your brain is hell.

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

My brain is big, beautiful, and brilliant, thank you very much!

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

Sounds like we have a case of denial!

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon?

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

You heard me right.

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

I am not in denial. Nothing I've done even comes close to suggesting denial. I think you're the one who needs to confess something here.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

I'm free of sin, so I have nothing to confess!

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

Are you implying I have sin?

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

Of course you do.

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

... And this is a bad thing?

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

It should be a natural feeling.

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

Uh hu... Lemme guess, the only way to fix this is ta tell you all my big, deep, dark juicy secrets, right?

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

If that's what you believe will get the crap out!

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

If it'll get me out, sure, I got a confession.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

Go for it.

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

I'm actually pretty hungry. [Yes, that's the confession :|]

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

*KICKING THE ENTIRE WALL DOWN*

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

[lksdlas;g;lk O___O WHY?!]

1/2

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY, YOU BAS--

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

... *looking around* Where are you?

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

Ah... H-here.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

*looking down* ... Wow, never seen your kind before.

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

Uh, surprise! Good idea getting that confession outta me though, it worked like a charm! If I knew it'd spring us outta there earlier I would have done it from the start.

Speaking of which, how did a guy like you get trapped in there anyway?