2nd Fragment

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

*in our lovely church today, you are suddenly stuck in a Confessional booth! If you were brought here by monkeys or came here on your own is another matter altogether. Either way, you hear a rugged and annoyed voice from the other side--*

--Who the hell is the Father of this church? If you got some sins to confess, let's hear 'em now. I've got nothin' better to do.

((ooc: Either get some guilt off your shoulders or ask Blade for advice! Blade's own advice may range from decent to LOL YOU FAIL AT LIFE depending on who you are.))

Comments

[broclone.livejournal.com]

That's none of your business.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

I thought we were buds, Uzumaki!

[broclone.livejournal.com]

Take your confessional box elsewhere.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

Not until I get a damn confession out of you.

[broclone.livejournal.com]

I'm not a girl. I shouldn't be one of your objects of interest.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

I should know all the girls that you know!

[broclone.livejournal.com]

So you can bother them and make them feel uncomfortable?

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about making them uncomfortable?

[broclone.livejournal.com]

That's what you're good at.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

I'll get a girlfriend eventually, just you wait! Uooh... Where did my beloved witch of certainty go...!?

[broclone.livejournal.com]

I think you need more help than I do with this.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

*shaking you now*

I was so close! So close to my clothed witch erotica..! But she escaped just like that!

[broclone.livejournal.com]

[OH MY GOD STOP SHAKING ME]

1/2

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

*tossing you*

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

*KNEELING BEFORE THE CROSS*

Why can't I get a girlfriend?! Why do you mock meeee!?

[broclone.livejournal.com]

[that hurt and I hate you for it. getting up.]

Maybe it's because you're expecting too much.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

Whaddya mean?

[broclone.livejournal.com]

You're too excited. Just wait for it to come to you instead of you coming to it.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

But Uzumakiiiii.... I don't like waiting.

[broclone.livejournal.com]

Then you can bribe someone to like you.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

... I have an idea.

[broclone.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to listen to you.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

What kind of servant are you, Uzumaki!?

[broclone.livejournal.com]

I'm not anyone's servant.

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

You're in my gang now.