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[camefirst.livejournal.com]

[ You may have noticed someone's carved out a huge message on the beach. And by huge, I mean it encompasses nearly the entire beach. ]

S.O.A.

SAVE OUR ASSES

--There. Now no plane, air ship, flying saucer, whatever has an excuse. If anyone so much as moves a fucking rock, they will be personally introduced to my beam katana and I'll make sure you become great friends.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cat to get out of a tree.

Comments

[iamfacepalm.livejournal.com]

'... Wouldn't it have been just as easy and way more practical to just leave it as S.O.S? I mean, I personally have no fondness for that abbreviation, but for the sake of getting rescued, it just seems like S.O.A might get misconstrued. Into what, I don't know, and I don't feel like thinking of possibilities. If anyone thinks of a good one, just let me know, alright?'

[ In spite of all of that, he barely even addresses the massive letters. ]

... a cat?

[camefirst.livejournal.com]

My cat. S'been in that tree since this morning.

[iamfacepalm.livejournal.com]

'And here I thought this sort of thing only happened in cartoons.'

Do you have any idea how you're going to get it down, exactly?

[littlebigbot.livejournal.com]

Isn't it usually "S.O.S"?

[camefirst.livejournal.com]

I find this adds a little more urgencholy shit.

[littlebigbot.livejournal.com]

... A little more what?

[personably.livejournal.com]

So, how long did you spend working on this?

[camefirst.livejournal.com]

All night. Would've gone faster if the tide didn't screw me up and made me move higher.

[personably.livejournal.com]

Huh. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't impressed.

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

--er. Sir? I think any plane seeing that might assume it means Speed of Approach...

[camefirst.livejournal.com]

Anyone who looks down from a plane and sees letters on a beach and think it means anything but 'THERE ARE PEOPLE STRANDED HERE', they are not smart enough to be flying a plane.

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

--but there's mansions and smaller buildings and all sorts here. Maybe they'll just think it's a private island?

[hatstheway.livejournal.com]

Do you need help?

[camefirst.livejournal.com]

It can't be that hard.

[hatstheway.livejournal.com]

But if it's stuck...

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

I THINK I SEE AN ALIEN PRISONER CARRIER! *points TO THE SKYYYYYYYY!!*

[camefirst.livejournal.com]

Tell me if you see the clouds with 'gullible' on them while you're looking.

[youfailbiology.livejournal.com]

There are cats here?

[camefirst.livejournal.com]

I brought mine with me.

[supremenuisance.livejournal.com]

SOA? Oh, I like this place. Its humans are so entertaining~

[camefirst.livejournal.com]

You won't be laughing when some bastard finally lands and picks up my ass and takes me far, far away from here.

[wannabe_maiden]

...

Oh come on. That never worked.

[camefirst.livejournal.com]

Has anyone tried before?

[innocuous-soul.livejournal.com]

[Al hears the word 'cat' and is of course immediately interested.]

You have a cat...?

[camefirst.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she's right up there. [ gesturing to a tree ]