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[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

[insert 1 (one) flash of lightning, 1 (one) giant explosion, 1 (one) hole in the ground]

Foundations made easy, magic by yours truly. Now to put the ol' shovel to work and start using that elbow grease.

No, I'm not lettin' you stay with me, little Eva, so you can stop lickin' your chops. Anyone else wanna sign up? I don't mind having people around as long as you can cook.

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[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

I'm blowin' a hole in the ground so I can shovel out some rooms.

[hopeinbreasts.livejournal.com]

Can't you do that without startling everyone?

[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

Come on! A little fright isn't going to kill you!

[hopeinbreasts.livejournal.com]

I was writing lyrics for a new song but I lost what I was going to write because of your noise.

[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

Funny story. I was just listenin' to your music.

[hopeinbreasts.livejournal.com]

Really?

[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's pretty uplifting so it's good for work.

[hopeinbreasts.livejournal.com]

But you still disturbed me.

[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

Excuse me for wanting to actually live in comfort.

[hopeinbreasts.livejournal.com]

You could just stay at the inn, you know.

[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

No thanks. I want my own place. I've been wanderin' too long to shack up with someone else.

[hopeinbreasts.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well then, you should repay me for disturbing me from my work.

[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

Name it. I can do anything.

[hopeinbreasts.livejournal.com]

I'm going to move in this house of yours just because I can't take living in the inn anymore.

[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

Think you can handle livin' with an old man? I might snore.

[hopeinbreasts.livejournal.com]

I can wear earplugs.

[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

Then do what you want. How big you want that room?

[hopeinbreasts.livejournal.com]

Pop Star big.

[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

What?

[hopeinbreasts.livejournal.com]

I don't know how to explain it.

[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

I'll just make it big. 'not like it's too much work.

[hopeinbreasts.livejournal.com]

You're really serious and won't kick me out, right?

[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm one of the good guys here.

[hopeinbreasts.livejournal.com]

All right. If you're sure.

[1000-morelike4.livejournal.com]

If you run into a little blond girl, just don't bother her. She's a bit cruel.