i_s_l_a_n_d_rp | (no subject)

Current Mood: amused

Entry tags:

[mahou sensei negima] nagi springfield

(no subject)

[insert 1 (one) flash of lightning, 1 (one) giant explosion, 1 (one) hole in the ground]

Foundations made easy, magic by yours truly. Now to put the ol' shovel to work and start using that elbow grease.

No, I'm not lettin' you stay with me, little Eva, so you can stop lickin' your chops. Anyone else wanna sign up? I don't mind having people around as long as you can cook.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Why wouldn't it be? I made it.

...That makes sense. So you'd be master of the house, so to speak, then?

...since you're saying it's yours because you built it, I'll assume you don't want any help?

Master of the house. I like the sound of that.

Nope. No help, thanks.

Okay then.

How big are you planning to make it?

Planning? Who the hell does that anymore?

Oh? So you're just gonna have it span the whole island, then?

Are you stupid?

No, I'm sarcastic.

You could be more clear about that.

...That defeats the purpose of sarcasm.

Anyway, we need introductions. I'm Sawai Juri, but most call me Julie.

You can call me the Thousand Master.

Okay then, Mr. Thousand Master. :P

...When do ya think you'll be done with your house, by the way?

I plan on sleepin' here tonight but probably not for a while.

...won't that be a bit uncomfortable?

I sleep outside all the time. 'snot really a problem.

Yeah, see, no where in that did I see the words 'it's comfortable'.

Life isn't comfortable. Might as well get freakin' used to it.

All the more reason to take comfort when you can get it. Don't tell me you plan to eat bugs out here or something, too.

I'm not a good cook so I try to bum off of people.

...I haven't know you for an hour yet and that still sounds just like you.

Not a good cook how?

I usually eat the food before it's cooked all the way. I'm pretty impatient.

[facepalm]...God, I can see why you get food from other people. If you cooked, you'd kill yourself in no time.

I've lived long enough. It just tastes nasty.

You're lucky, then. Uncooked food can be really dangerous. Chicken and eggs especially.

Want to cook me something?