delicious cockroaches I must eat them

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

...

I don't know what you're all complaining about.  Cockroaches don't taste too bad.  Lots of protein, too.

Now camel spiders...don't get me started on them.  Blegh.

...could use some salt, I guess.

((Yes.  He is eating cockroaches. =|))

Comments

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

*talking with a mouthful of roach* You get caught up in this locket business?

[fasterthana.livejournal.com]

*I see an antennae sticking out ew* Not this time. You?

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

No, skated past this event, it seems. Just as well, everyone's a damn kid.

[fasterthana.livejournal.com]

Lucky for us then! Are you're really that hungry?

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

...it's just something to snack on. Why?

[fasterthana.livejournal.com]

Because you're snacking on roaches.

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

...you say that like it's weird.

[fasterthana.livejournal.com]

You're acting like it's not.

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

I've eaten worse.

[fasterthana.livejournal.com]

You have?

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

Ever eat a camel spider? Or a milk snake?

[fasterthana.livejournal.com]

Can't say I have!

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

Don't.

Just...don't.

[fasterthana.livejournal.com]

I'll take your word for it. You've got some crazy food tastes buddy!

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

Lots of survival training does that to a guy. I'm just used to it now.

[fasterthana.livejournal.com]

Whatever fills you up, huh?

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

That's about the half of it.

[fasterthana.livejournal.com]

So let's talk food then! Mind if I blow some questions at you?

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

Uh, sure. I'm no culinary expert, but why not.

[fasterthana.livejournal.com]

Heh, this'll be fun! Ok, uhh, favorite dish!

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

...in the wild or in civilization?

[fasterthana.livejournal.com]

You have to choose? OK, how about both?

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

...well, a good burger's always a plus. Though I gotta say, parrot's pretty damn good.

[fasterthana.livejournal.com]

Parrots... really?

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

Only got my hands on one, but it was damn tasty.