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[ace attorney] phoenix wright

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Helpth.

[ooc; Tongue + metal pole = fun times you won't forget. HE RAN INTO IT ON ACCIDENT OKAY.]

Tho?

What do you mean "tho?" This is state of the art, and best represents my success at providing food, fast, to the masses! All thanks to the great Industrial Revolution and its concepts! Pretty neat, huh? Well, of course it's neat.

Thure, why noth.

*RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB LOOKIT THAT GLORIOUS GREASE DRIPPING DOWN*

Is it coming loose? *YANNNNK*

NO ITH NOT.

But how can that be?

Maybe it's time to bring out the big guns. This is a lot like that time during Civil War and the South tried to secede.

...Gunth?

I see that you must be from ME! Glad you agree!

I canth read your plan ith I'm thuck to a pole!

Don't worry! I will do everything in my power to help one of my citizens! This is definitely not within the scope of social security, but I guess it's close enough. More or less. As long as you're not some illegal alien.

*YANK ABUSE YANK YANK YANNNKKKKKKKKKKK*

OW! OW! THERIOUTHLY, THOP IT!

Hm, maybe you just need to hold this burger on your tongue for a really long time.

...That won't help/

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