Japanese invasion tactic GET

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Status report:

Location: unknown; an unidentified island location, presumably in the Pacific Ocean the closer to America the better.
Supplies: limited; one can make do, though....
Allies: unknown location; perhaps if I find that pasta--
Locals' affiliation: unknown; requires more study in the culture.

M-my camera....

Um... I would like to request that whoever kidnapped annexed brought me here would please not be offended were I to leave, as I have other business to which I should attend. I thank you for your abandonment hospitality....

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[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*SAYS NUDIE MCNUDE*

Yes, a strongho-- Russia-san will not even touch the wheat.

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*That doesn't GO there!!---but it went there anyway, fck.*

...A-aah... *Stunned for a moment!*

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*THE HUMAN BODY = ART*

Good. There's also a big square of mud, or wait, I mean rice field in our area too, but I worried if Russia gets carried away, he might use all our staple grains to make vodka...

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Score! Not bad for a leettle island nation amirite?*

You will surrender the pants, Russia-san.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR ART ON DISPLAY ITALY, GOD*

Certainly Russia-san can find more wheat elsewhere....

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Shakily moving a hand to try and grab onto yours!*

B...But I just...wanted to see Italy again...

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU*

And if not, there's an infinite supply of coconuts!

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*access: DENIED, Russia*

... If you keep away from Italy-san while in private and I am given Italy-san's pants, I'll let you go, Russia-san.

1/2

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

...But...

2/2

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

I can't do that~. *Suddenly letting go of his pipe, knife still in him and all, to try and punch you in the face.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*I'm so not sleeping near you in the stronghold.*

That... that is true...

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*letting go of the dagger IN YOUR STOMACH, RUSSIA, just to catch that fist.*

Sorry, Russia-san...

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*You're getting the pants inside his coat bloody you realize, right? And moving his other hand to forcefully take the knife out of his stomach and swing at you with it.*

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*don't be hikokomori now /o/ I WON'T TOUCH YOU LIKE FRANCE OR RUSSIA*

Oh, but be careful of all the coconuts and berries here... especially when mixed together. Even if it seems like a nice drink, it might have, um, weird effects. Especially on someone as small as you.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*What's a little blood compared to a lot of shame? IT'S MANRY DAMNIT. And sorry, it's kinda easy to dodge something like this Russia >>v*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*NO BUT YOU'LL BE NAKED WHICH IS BAD ENOUGH*

The berries...? Uhm, they're different, too...?

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*eff you and your speed! Attempting to make a grab for his pipe again now and you're a little away from him, but not taking his eyes off you!*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*you think we didn't know about that pipe, buddy? Just a quick reach for it and it's ALL MINE NOW.*

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*YOU AND YOUR ISSUES CAN HAVE A SEPARATE SLEEPING BAG*

Y-yeah. I think Germany is classifying them as biological weapons because if we use them against someone, they're handy, but if used against US we might all be in trouble.

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*...Okay, you did what, now? ...You. Took. MY. PIPE.*

...Korukorukorukorukorukoru~~

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*THANK YOU THAT WAS ALL I WANTED!*

H-how so? *be useful for once, Italy, please dear GOD.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*OH LOOK WHAT I HAVE HERE, YES - your pipe. WHATCHA' GON' DO, SON?*

Russia-san, I can do this the hard way.

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Wielding his bloody knife now, Oyes.*

You mean you haven't been doing it 'the hard way' so far, Japan??

[bringingdapizza.livejournal.com]

*<33*

I... um, well, I'm not exactly sure how... I guess they're like some kind of mind-altering drug? I haven't seen anything happen yet-- I've only been warned that they can taste just like ordinary fruit and be mixed into drinks. *sorry >:*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Hey buddy, guess who has a pipe AND a sword? And yeah, pipey going right for your kneecaps again - TONYA HARDING TAUGHT ME WELL*