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...Rather impolite of the island to wait a few days to introduce itself, isn't it? Being a kidnapper of sorts, I shouldn't be surprised it wants to hide itself.

That being said, I am not--not--living in a cave with America and building a hut with him is out of the question. I have heard of an inn that's somewhere nearby. If someone could point me there, or even to an empty hut, it would be greatly appreciated.

Truth be told, I've never encountered a landmass with such gusto for tormenting it's residents. I've heard a lot of you are still jarred off over the date fiasco. What a class act this place is.

...And this may be off topic, but I'd also like to have a word with anyone who makes a good cup of tea. I can't believe I'm out already.

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THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. JUST BECAUSE WE SENT HIM TO THE NICE "HOME FOR SENIOR CITIZENS!"

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID! *here have another one*

*dodging that!* I have no bloody clue what you're on about!

Yes you do! Your stupid Scotland was the notary that signed the prenup!

I have better things to do than meddle in such insignificant affairs as that!

OH. SO NOW I'M INSIGNIFICANT.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT AUSTRALIA WOULD NEVER SAY THAT TO ME.

Then that's good for Australia...! I see no reason why I need to be polite when you're the one who abducted me!

Waiiiiiiiit. This means I have England now.

Do you want to buy my cacholates?? [is it possible for a landmass to go *_*? Yes. Yes it is]

...Just what is a cacholate?

[HERE HAVE ONE]

...Thank you, I'll be sure to ~~give it to America~~ enjoy it.

But I would like to go home now.

...HAHAHAHA.

Silly boy.

...I don't suppose adding 'please' to that would change your mind, would it.

...Oh look the price of cacholates just went up.

HOW ABOUT SOME TWINKOS?

Some what?

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