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I'd hope it wasn't too much to expect that when I stabbed something, it would at least bleed, not...

... leak candy.

... Yeah, I probably don't want to know.

((Naoto is being bothered by these guys.))

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*oop one is tugging on his pantleg so he's whipping around and smacking it with his cane* Feisty little things, aren't they~?

That's putting it nicely. I don't suppose you like candy, do you?

I do! Candy that was inside a living piñata, though, is another matter entirely.

On the bright side, at least the candy isn't alive.

Shall I take one for the team and try some, then?

You're an example to us all.

I'm certain there's a moral about taking candy from strange piñatas in here somewhere~

*la la la locating a piece of candy and NOM NOM*

*keeping an eye on you to make sure you don't start... foaming at the mouth or something*

Well, I'm not dead, nor do I seem to be sprouting any extra limbs. ~~Or having a pink heart appear over my head.~~

I guess it's safe to say the candy is harmless~

Harmless candy... now that's surprising.

I suppose what with the other oddities, the island decided to spare us.

Maybe it thought living piñatas was odd enough.

Precisely~

*slicing open another one* But still--

*oh dear god, where is the YAAAAAAAAAAY coming from*

That's a little overkill, don't you think? Aha, pardon the pun.

It's the only way they'll shut up.

I meant the sound effects.

... *SIGH* And they all do that, too.

That's sort of a amusing, in a morbid kind of way.

You only say that because you haven't heard it thirteen times yet.

I have a feeling if I stick around, I probably will.

Are you planning on keeping me company?

Don't make that sound like such a bad thing.

*faint snort of amusement* You're better than Heine.

Oh, that makes me feel loads better.