You really are some kind of magnet. If I didn't already have a favorite nickname for you, I could add that to the list.

... kuhihihihi. Indeed. This island is a game board, and we're the pieces. But we don't know the game, we don't know the rules in place, we don't know who or how many people are playing... the best we can do is figure them out. Watch the moves that happen and interpret them. Then fight our way off the game board.